Dumb suicide bomber gets sucked out of aircraft mid flight

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  1. XrayTed macrumors regular

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    Another disciple of the religion of peace meets his maker [in pieces]



    A Man Sucked Out of a Plane Midair Was Likely a Suicide Bomber


    Authorities are saying that a man who died after being sucked out of a plane during an explosion on a Somali commercial flight, was likely a suicide bomber responsible for the blast, an unnamed Western diplomat told the Wall Street Journal.

    There were no other fatalities, but two passengers were injured.

    Investigators believe the man was able to smuggle explosive material on the plane by boarding the flight on a wheelchair, enabling a less rigorous security screening.

    "An individual got onto the plane in a wheelchair and is suspected of being the suicide bomber," the diplomat told the Journal.

    At this point, no group has claimed responsibility for the attack, but U.S. officials have pointed to al-Shabaab as a likely source, the Independent reports.

    http://news.yahoo.com/man-sucked-plane-midair-likely-213200885.html

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  2. stroked Suspended

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    I hope he was still alive, as he watched the plane fly away.
     
  3. Snoopy4 macrumors 6502a

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    One can only hope. At that altitude he probably died in about ten seconds though. Total bummer.
     
  4. XrayTed thread starter macrumors regular

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    Hey, must have been allahs will, right ?

    What altitude was it ?
     
  5. FieldingMellish Suspended

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    Excellent. This, along with Richard Reid, is quite the Loony-Tunes of the terrorist movement. One could imagine the instant exit guy doing a Wily Coyote free-fall allllllll the way down, resulting in a distant muffled "poof!"
     
  6. XrayTed thread starter macrumors regular

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    Yeah, complete with an Acme toilet falling on his head.
     
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    Plenty of time to come up with the names for the virgins.
     
  9. Technarchy macrumors 603

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    Let me guess, he was a Christian Republican that likes Trump?
     
  10. jkcerda macrumors 6502

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    Maybe he preferred to go on a magic carpet ride over the plane
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    He gets them just for trying?
     
  11. steve knight Suspended

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    hell ya why not? there are plenty of gay virgins to go around maybe even a surplus.
     
  12. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

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    I hope not, only because years ago I heard about a flight attendant being sucked out when a door blew open. Jesus, what a terrifying way to die. I hope she quickly passed out from lack of oxygen.

    This joker got what he deserved, and thank goodness for once he didn't take anybody with him.
     
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