alright. that's it. I'm sick of pouring over ebay item descriptions only to find at the end that "I am bidding on information on how to get these products and not the products themselves." does anyone have info on these things? what "amazing information and tips" do they contain? has anyone ever used one? success stories? stories of pitiful shame and regret? maybe I'm just sleep deprived but this is starting to REALLY BUG ME.