"Econuts" Make Love With Nature

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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/16/ecosexuals-make-love-with-nature_n_877213.html
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    AS long as they don't hurt anyone have at it.
     
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    Several thoughts/questions:
    1. Did mother earth consent?
    2. How do they deal with splinters/rocks?
    3. If these people experience a 'call of nature' is it considered watersports?
    4. Are the people that make love to their cars at odds with this group?
    5. Do any of the car lovers have electric cars? <ZZZZAAAAAPPPPP!>
    6. Why is this a thing?
     
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    So special, so unique, I forget the term for these people.
     
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    Insane might be the one you are looking for. This article read like it should have been from the Onion.
     
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    what is the onions gender? :p
     
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    I was thinking about something that melts in the summer, don't want to use the word as it it has sent me on holiday in the past.
     
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    Well Arizona is going to be a safe place away from this idiots.

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    I go walking and camping whenever I gain and usually spend at least a day in nature every week. On more than on occasion I have crossed paths of couples in flagrante delicto. A-w-k-w-a-r-d. I have to say the sex in the countryside sounds enticing, rather like picnics, but then I think of insects, stinging nettles (the UK equivalent of poison ivy), ticks, etc. and it loses its appeal.
     
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    Was just going to post this. Sounds like rape/incest to me.

    Lock them up. :mad:

    EDIT: Dang it. @ibookg409 beat me to it.
     
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    Lock them up? I think @BoxerGT2.5 cactus suggestion would be punishment enough.
     
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    Within a year SF will be hosting the first Proud Pedophile Parade. All onlookers will have a brief “Hey, wait a minute” moment which will soon be followed by a wave of acceptance and age appropriate sex guilt.
     
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    Not sure if serious "and at this point I'm too afraid to ask."-Andy Dwyer
     
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    I think the fact that people think what I said is feasible is good enough.
     
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    An ecosexual is normal compared to Trump.

    If he became one it would improve his poll numbers.
     
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    earth might point & giggle and tell Trump his hands are too small :p
     
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    Am I the only one who was disappointed there were no pictures in the article? :(
     
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    Yes.

    Also ... ew.
     

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