"It's time Europe dumped its so-called FireWire, Safari, and US-named Trash -- these are the work of the Devil, and are dirty," said Commissioner Hardy Haha, who proposed the directive. "I use Windows and the two-button mouse is a beacon of choice. One button mice are all about segregation. We had to take a stand."
May be an EU Microsoft executive venting out of frustrations that their company is starting to see because of EU sanctions.Nermal said:Yeah but timing is everything for April Fools' Day.
Read the title?Timelessblur said:before this gets bashed to death it is pretty clear it is a joke artical. The last paragragh shows that. It start out seeming like it legit but the farther you get into to it becomes more and more clear that it is a joke