It's a week to go, and Brexit is seemingly in a strong lead, yet I fear that we will sheepishly shy away from voting for our freedom from the shackles of the EU. It will be amazing if we break free from our slavery to the corrupt monstrosity that is the European Union, and remember, once again, that we are Brits that shall never, never be slaves. You Yanks—and I mean that in a friendly way—hold freedom dear to your hearts. May we, your former colonial masters, take a leaf out of your book and follow your good example. Here's to an independent Britain and Freedom!