Florida Man Tries To Cash $368 BILLION Check. wants to open 80 million sf restaurant.

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  1. steve knight macrumors 68020

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    Hey wanted to open a 80 million square foot Italian restaurant what a guy.

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    http://www.inquisitr.com/2076329/fl...8-billion-check-and-thats-not-the-weird-part/
     
  2. iBlazed macrumors 68000

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    Florida has the best trash. And that mugshot is just the icing on top of the cake.
     
  3. steve knight thread starter macrumors 68020

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    ya the pic makes it. Hey it only cost 100.00
     
  4. aaronvan Suspended

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    I hope you guys feel good about yourselves, mocking an obviously mentally disturbed man.

    Your lives must be quite empty.
     
  5. steve knight thread starter macrumors 68020

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    a far as we know he is a junky who knows if he has other issues?
     
  6. aaronvan Suspended

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    You should be ashamed of yourselves. Now call your mother.
     
  7. steve knight thread starter macrumors 68020

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    wish I could but she is dead along with my grandma.
     
  8. chown33 macrumors 604

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    Here's someone who can help with that.
     
  9. steve knight thread starter macrumors 68020

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    naw I need this woman
     
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    sorry for your loss
     
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    They took my Grandma to live on a farm out in the country. I hear she's very happy there.
     
  12. steve knight thread starter macrumors 68020

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    been a long time. but my wife's mom is cool and that helps.
     
  13. APlotdevice macrumors 68040

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    My mother is dead.
     
  14. obeygiant macrumors 68040

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    Dad?
     
  15. ActionableMango macrumors G3

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    Let's assume that the homeless guy was a several-hundred-billionaire, was serious about the deal, and that the bank cashed the check using $100 bills.

    • Bath-salt guy would need to transport 4056.5 tons of cash.
    • An average semi-truck haul is about 22 tons, so this would take about 184 semi-trucks to transport, by weight.
    • However, weight isn't the issue here because the trailer volume would be filled long before 22 tons of cash could be put in.
    • So going by volume, $368 billion in cash is 39,878 cubic feet. That would fill 3,846 semi-trucks with 53-foot trailers.

    Did the guy plan ahead and show up with 3,846 semi-truck trailers? I just feel like he didn't really prepare for getting the cash.
     
  16. lostngone macrumors 65816

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    Get busted for trying to steal $1000 or $368 Billion???

    If you are going to get charged for check fraud you might as well go big.
     
  17. shinji macrumors 65816

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    Now he just needs to file a civil suit against Tito.
     
  18. chown33 macrumors 604

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    Maybe he had a TARDIS piggy-bank.
     
  19. iBlazed macrumors 68000

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    That's where my parents told me our 14 year old dog Zeus was going when I was a kid. I'd check on grandma if I were you ....
     
  20. FreemanW macrumors 6502

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    Hey, if they were a State called Texas, they wouldn't be mocking him, they would have him on Death Row. :hammer:
     
  21. jnpy!$4g3cwk macrumors 65816

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    Florida Man is getting quite famous. Look, here is an article about him in the NY Times:

    http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/11/us/both-hapless-and-harebrained-florida-man-enlivens-internet.html?_r=0
     
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