For a limited time, NOW is your chance to light your house, troll the net, and cook with FREEDOM GAS

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  1. PracticalMac macrumors 68030

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    For a limited time, NOW is your chance to light your house, troll the net, and cook with FREEDOM GAS!!

    It is official, American are now creating electricity and cooking with molecules of freedom!

    Better yet, the US is exporting Freedom gas to poor, persecuted peoples, so they too can enjoy the radiance of FREEDOM! Venezuelans will enjoy the smell of US gas over the stinky oppressive gas that comes out of their ground.

    BBQ and flame-broiled burgers never tasted sooooo good!

    (no, this is NOT sarcasm)
     
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    Seems that the more appropriate name would be “death gas”. Fossil fuels are from decaying dead things.
     
  4. lostngone macrumors 65816

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    As long as they remember Freedom gas isn’t free we are all good..
     
  5. cube macrumors P6

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    It is better that the US uses the gas for something instead of just venting or flaring it.
     
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    When did I wake up in the Fallout universe?
     
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    This is pointed directly at YOU STUPID (not the OP), Trumpettes, and conservative Koolaid drinkers. Let’s see if it catches fire, they catch on fire, or if even they roll their eyes and wink at this kind of manipulation. It’s not even catchy sounding. :oops:o_O
     
  9. PracticalMac thread starter macrumors 68030

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    As long as they sacrifice by shedding blood, they are good.
    --- Post Merged, Jun 7, 2019 ---
    art IMITATES life!

    Truth is stranger than fiction.

    (add cliche here)
     
  10. cube macrumors P6

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    They have started pumping gas back into wells to get more oil.
     
  11. jerwin macrumors 68020

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    Do you accept cash,. or will you require ideological stipulations?
     
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    I was going to ask if FreedomCoin was accepted, as a satire of BitCoin, but a quick FreedomSearch DuckDuckGo search shows there's already a real FreedomCoin, thus running my Ship of Satire aground on Poe's Reef.
     
  14. bambooshots macrumors 65816

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    What you did there....I saw it.
     
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  17. jerwin macrumors 68020

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    should I be?
     
  18. cube macrumors P6

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    It seems you want to reduce methane emissions.
     
  19. cube macrumors P6

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    It looks like the methane emissions by the US fertilizer industry have been under reported by 100X.
     
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    Be or be not. There is no try.
     
  21. PracticalMac thread starter macrumors 68030

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    Freedom Fluid, makes Freedom entry easier into the Freedom Fanny.
     
  22. cube macrumors P6

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    It would be to create pressure.
     
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