I don't really know what I want, hence the vagueness. A nice SLR camera with removable lenses and a screen. Price range between 400-1000$ I don't want a camera that 15 yo girls use for facebook pictures. You get the idea
Any DSLR in your price range will take great pictures, from girls for Facebook or from boys for pr0n or anything in-between our outside those boundaries. If you don't know what you want feature-wise, and you can't narrow your price range, then you need to do significantly more research or be more open with yourself about your abilities and capabilities, because if you can't take excellent images with a DSLR used by 15 year old girls, you're not likely to take excellent pictures period. The camera is a tool, and
all the tools manufactured today are
excellent for general-purpose photography. Some tools are better than others for specific niches, results or genres, but that's more of a photographer convenience than anything compared to any film camera you've ever used.
Right now, you're basically saying (if we travel back in time to when you owned a 35mm body) "I want to take some pictures of stuff, which camera body and lens should I get? Which film is best for pictures of stuff? What developer is best for developing pictures of stuff? What paper should I be printing my stuff pictures on?" If you expect to get an
actually useful answer, you have to ask an
actually informed question, otherwise people are simply going to throw random answers at you without any reasonable method.
There are
no horrible DSLRs, there are simply DSLRs which are suited for shooting certain things and DSLRs which are suited for photographers with certain skill-sets.
If you really can't commit to doing actual research to figure out what requirements you are most likely to have, then you need to pick a system and purchase the least-expensive body that manufacturer makes and the kit lens that comes with that body by default. Shoot for 8-10 months, then sell it and get what experience tells you will work best next. Seriously.
Paul