Gingers, take your sperm, and shove it.

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  1. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    OH thank GOD! They seriously need to get rid of the "blue eye" sperm too. My son opened his eyes and he had blue eyes and I immediately started looking for the 666 somewhere on his body. So far we haven't had any big black dogs hanging around or mysterious deaths, but those blue eyes are freaky! I can't even imagine if he had red hair too. I shudder at the thought.

    (edit) Yes, I know my Irish half with its red hair and blue eyes shares a huge chunk of the blame. I'm just happy I got my dad's black hair and brown eyes and angelic disposition.
     
  3. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    Apparently my sperm, in contrast, is in demand. Hmmm.... :p

    I guess it makes biological sense that men are motivated to do this, since it is likely to enhance the prevalence of their genes in the population, but I couldn't imagine there being a child out there who's my son or daughter and never having contact with them....
     
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    NO!!!! I LOVE redheads! Most beautiful people on the planet. Make more of them! Especially males!
     
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    I agree, although I'm partial to females. Each his own... anyway, the fact that they are rare make them so much better looking, too.
     
  6. leekohler macrumors G5

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    Couldn't agree more. Beautiful creatures.
     
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    Wow, thats...sorta messed up. If they stopped taking sperm from black guys they would be called racist. From what i understand haven't gingers historically faced discrimination in the UK? I thought i read that somewhere.
     
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    I find red headed girls quite sexy...

    At the same time it comes down to individual preference and it is a business they don't want to pay for product they can't use.
     
  10. mcrain macrumors 68000

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    The free market has spoken. Redhead sperm is worth nothing.
     
  11. AP_piano295 macrumors 65816

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    Is this issue really high on your list of outrage?
     
  12. Gelfin macrumors 68020

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    I'm no ginger, so I've got no dog in this race, but that is more or less the usual way, isn't it?
     
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    Hair on my head is dark brown.

    Fur literally all over my stocky body, as far as I can determine (whatever that is supposed to mean), is black.

    Facial hair is dark auburn.

    Hmmm.....

    Still think that I would have my product rejected at a sperm bank.
     
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    Perhaps you would have been more receptive to "Gingers, take this hand-job, and shove it."?

    Sorry for being so obscure. :p ;)
     
  15. samiwas macrumors 65816

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    Oh nooo...please don't get rid of ginger girls! I can't even think about it...
     
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    Gingers are beautiful. I'm kind of sad my red hair turned brown.
     
  17. FrankieTDouglas macrumors 65816

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    I read this article the other day. As a redhead, and a redhead who discusses this topic fairly frequently and have even created a photography series about redheads (when they revolt and fight back against society), this news is both surprising and I guess not too shocking. Ah well.

    Oh, as for the title, I give you this...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw
     
  18. mcrain macrumors 68000

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    I'm half Irish, so it is. :)
     
  19. leekohler macrumors G5

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    And given what I saw in the photo galleries, you're quite the good-looking redhead. :)
     
  20. Mac'nCheese macrumors 68030

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    What would really be racist is for the sperm banks to throw out all the black guys' sperm and replace it with white guys' sperm. And then, oh well, that happens sometimes....
     
  21. bassfingers macrumors 6502

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    Is this actually offensive to redheads, or is this just interesting?

    Or are some just sad that there is no demand for redhead babies?

    I find it hard to believe that anyone is offended that the bank no longer wants redhead donors seeing as how they have enough already.

    I guess what I'm asking is: of the people who are upset by this, are they
    1: directly upset with the bank for the way it does business?
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    2: just generally unhappy with the whole situation?
     
  22. leekohler macrumors G5

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    I would say number 2. The bank obviously has no interest storing sperm it can't use.
     
  23. munkery macrumors 68020

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    Maybe gingers just have fewer fertility issues because their souls are pre-sold to the devil?

    BTW, my mother is a redhead.
     
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