God came to me in a dream

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    God said, don’t go to temple; It’s a total waste of time. I was like, okay, good advice! Has god ever come to you in a dream and told you to avoid organized religion?
     
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    Looks like there's a shell station there. I might stop by if I need gas. One day. If i'm driving through. That is.

    God told me to not pray when people say pray for Las Vegas. He says prayer does nothing. I follow God on Facebook. He's a good man.
     
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    You discovered the same thing Joseph Smith did. When he first came up with Mormon he said all believers were latter-day saints capable of receiving communications directly from god. The inherent flaw was soon realized (that anyone could get a message from god saying that they were the new leader of the church). So Smith revised the bylaws (or whatever the heck they're called) to reflect that only the LDS leadership could receive prophecies about leadership (sort of an LDS "Prime" program).
     
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    Did he have any other helpful advice? What if he was the Devil wearing a stolen God’s robe?
     
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    Did he suggest starting something new? I'm a lost soul, let me know if I need to sign any paperwork ...
     
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    People have told me all sorts of weird sh*t, but I don’t think a god was among them.
     
  9. BigAppleNYC123 thread starter macrumors regular

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    You follow god on Facebook? I have to say something to him. He said he doesn’t have Facebook and obviously he is just avoiding me friend requesting him.
     
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    I hate it when deities do that.
     
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    What the hell is this discussion about ? Is it a real topic ? Or a humor thread ?
     
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    You should have asked Him for tonight's winning Power Ball numbers.
     
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    God came to me in a dream and I murdered him/her.
     
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    Any suggestion from God on how to get rid of the Donald? Like if his whole cabinet, well what’s left, stopped praising him. Would he resign? Just looking for solutions.
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    Well, I “believe” it’s one of those fake things.
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    Please consider sharing, I would.
     
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    Yes!
     
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    I ask myself those very questions in regards to more than 50% of the threads in PRSI.
     
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    Have you considered......PRSI might be the revealed word of a god with mental illness. Just something to consider. Would explain a lot.
     
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    Yup. God knows I’m a sinner. I know I’m a sinner. I have accepted Jesus as my lord and savior. Therefore, I don’t have to go to church anymore.
     
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    He told me to ignore threads like this.

    speaking of which. Since I think this will go to the trashbin.

    Anybody read about the drunk guy that told cops he was a time traveler from 2048 and he came back to warn of an alien invasion ?

    He was able to time-travel because he had alcohol in his blood.
     
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    I don’t like skull avatars.
     
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    Nightmares?
     
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    Nazis
     
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