Got into a fight with 3 scalpers cutting me in line this morning....

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  1. DougFNJ macrumors 6502a

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    So I got in line at 6AM this morning at my local Apple Store.

    At 6:45 some scalpers just decided to cut in front of me. I asked them what they thought they were doing. They didn't answer.

    So I walked back to the front, and they did the same, I tripped one, he got up and pushed me.

    I pushed him back, he punched me, and before you know it, I pushed him harder making him fall to the ground and screamed: April Fools Everybody!, of course this never happened.....


    Had to do it, enjoy your weekend everyone, and get someone good today lol
     
  2. lilcosco08 macrumors 65816

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    Man, the same thing happened to me.
    A scalper cut in front of me
    Then he opened the door
    get on the floor
    EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
     
  3. ClutchThese macrumors 65816

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    basterd!!! lol, i was smiling reading this as it filled me with glee! Than you said april fools and i felt crushed!

    Nicely done, my friend!
     
  4. Blorzoga macrumors 68030

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    You got me. Well done.
     
  5. apd8 macrumors member

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    Ok. Got me. haha.

    But I would definitely be upset if that really happened to me.
     
  6. Stealthipad macrumors 68040

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    If you had not said "3 scalpers" I might have believed you.
     
  7. Pipper99 macrumors 68000

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    I'm choosing to believe that your story is true. :D
     
  8. HunterG macrumors newbie

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    I should just stay isolated for April Fools. I have been been a victim of many jokes today. :D
     
  9. daneoni macrumors G4

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    Got me too...until the "he punched me and i pushed..." Who replies a punch with a push. Anyway good one.
     
  10. Snide macrumors 6502a

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    You didn't state that they were Asian Scalpers™, so I knew the story was fake. :D
     
  11. wordoflife macrumors 604

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    You should have said April Fools in white, so only a few people would have seen that :D:D
     
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