iChat, Adium etc. users if you have custom set away message lines you would like to share, add them here. BTW: eyelid, your signature thread gave me the idea for this. -->I found newspaper in a hamster cage. One can only imagine how much the hamster discourages the effeciency of milking rats. (Ref: Simpsons) -->They kicked me out of the Sears clothing changing room when I mentioned to the manager that the toilet paper was missing. (Ref: my father's friend) Now some original: -->Away messages, to tell the reader to go away -->I'm yelling at the tourist in the left lane with the right blinker on going 45MPH (75KPH) on the freeway with a book in one hand, a map in the other, and driving a used RV borrowed from a sub-$1000 dealership. -->When I find out the lack of irony for "Rush Hour" I'll get back to you. -->If I had a nickel for every time I read one of these stupid things, I would buy a printer so I could have more nickels.