Guess what, Mike? It feels like cold metal.

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  1. citizenzen macrumors 65816

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    No. It feels like space.

    Infinite, mysterious, space.
     
  2. samcraig macrumors P6

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    To infinity and beyond.
    Well it might be infinity....
     
  3. LordVic macrumors 601

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    But why is the "Do not touch" in quotes?

    That's the serious question here.
     
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  5. samcraig macrumors P6

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    Perhaps a Trumpism. We know he loves to use quotes so things can be "interpreted" later.
     
  6. skunk macrumors G4

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    He has the best quotes.
     
  7. citizenzen thread starter macrumors 65816

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    Excellent question.

    I would suggest it's because people don't understand the proper use of quotes. There's a meme devoted to such instances ...

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  8. MadeTheSwitch macrumors 6502a

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    Wait...is this a joke? Why is he touching something that says do not touch?

    Was this Mike as a child? Touching things he shouldn't touch?


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  9. LordVic macrumors 601

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    those are hilarious
     
  10. LizKat macrumors 68040

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    "It's not touching when the Vice President does it."
     
  11. Mousse macrumors 68000

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    Because the guy who wrote that is named Willie. "Do not touch" Willie means one thing and Do not touch Willie, means something else. Yep, from the Simpsons.
     
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    Ahahah that is funny.

    It is probably meant for the general workforce. Don't touch without authorization.

    Bad practice however. A piece of paper with some tape... possible FOD source.
     
  13. LordVic macrumors 601

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    That's also his excuse when he stops at truck stations :p
     
  14. LizKat macrumors 68040

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    Somebody flattened out the orb and drilled holes in it? :eek:
     
  15. jerwin macrumors 65816

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    There's a reason why these things are assembled in clean rooms. And it has nothing to do with territoriality.
     
  16. RootBeerMan macrumors 6502

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    Someone from NASA should have slapped his stupid hand away and thrown him out on his ass. Skin oils and acid can cause serious damage to surfaces that need to be kept flawless. Peoples lives depend on that. He, like his boss, is a moron.
     
  17. Zenithal Suspended

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    My attention is drawn to Rubio's growing bald spot.
     
  18. thekev macrumors 604

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    I'm not sure, but the comment reminds me of Raiders of the Lost Ark.



    Note the "antidote".
     
  19. TheHateMachine macrumors 6502a

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  20. Raid macrumors 68020

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    They let you get away with it if you're VP.
     
  21. samcraig macrumors P6

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    hubble hubble!
     
  22. blackfox macrumors 65816

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    NASA has a budget problem as it is...
     
  23. duffman9000 macrumors 68000

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    Beaucase he kant reed.
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    Did Pence have his wife close by? Maybe he was distracted by an unknown woman lurking near by?
     
  24. bradl macrumors 68040

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    That's called "Covfefe".

    BL.
     

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