"Hamas accuses Israel of dumping aphrodisiac gum on Gaza"

Discussion in 'Politics, Religion, Social Issues' started by Macky-Mac, Jul 14, 2009.

  1. Macky-Mac macrumors 68030

    Macky-Mac

    Joined:
    May 18, 2004
    #1
    :eek: the things that might go on in the world!

    By way of a link at the Huffington Post, this story

     
  2. Sdashiki macrumors 68040

    Sdashiki

    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2005
    Location:
    Behind the lens
    #2
    Arent Palestinians basic religious ideals...the suppression of sexual expression?

    Sounds like this could be worse than any bombing raid!
     
  3. opinioncircle macrumors 6502a

    opinioncircle

    Joined:
    May 17, 2009
    #3
    From what I know, it isn't.
     
  4. GfPQqmcRKUvP macrumors 68040

    GfPQqmcRKUvP

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2005
    Location:
    Terminus
    #4
    You'd think they could muster up some legitimate gripes with all the conflict that's going on...


    But by all means, assume the Bubble Yum is corrupting your youth and not the endless violence and terror.
     
  5. Desertrat macrumors newbie

    Joined:
    Jul 4, 2003
    Location:
    Terlingua, Texas
    #5
    Hamas' belief in this aphrodisiac is as rational as any of their other beliefs...
     
  6. hulugu macrumors 68000

    hulugu

    Joined:
    Aug 13, 2003
    Location:
    the faraway towns
    #6
    You get the feeling they're running out of ideas? Spanish Fly Wrigley's, FTW!
     
  7. patrick0brien macrumors 68040

    patrick0brien

    Joined:
    Oct 24, 2002
    Location:
    The West Loop
    #7
    I want some!!!
     
  8. GfPQqmcRKUvP macrumors 68040

    GfPQqmcRKUvP

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2005
    Location:
    Terminus
    #8
    Oh definitely not, this would be the first thing I would have used against the Israeli's.
     
  9. szark macrumors 68030

    szark

    Joined:
    May 14, 2002
    Location:
    Arid-Zone-A
    #9
    If this was true, it seems like it would backfire in a major way. I mean:
    1. Aphrodisiac gum causes more Palestinian kids to have sex
    2. As a result, more Palestinian kids get pregnant
    3. Final result: more Palestinians!
    Is that what they really want? ;)
     
  10. obeygiant macrumors 68040

    obeygiant

    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2002
    Location:
    totally cool
  11. Shivetya macrumors 65816

    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2008
    #11
    Only for those who they don't like. Seems they are quite able to violate the same rules they enforce.

    Now you confusing specific applications of Islamic law with Palenstinians, one is an ideal the other a people. The later of course adhere majority wise to the first.
     
  12. pb1300 macrumors 6502a

    Joined:
    Feb 29, 2008
    Location:
    Aigio, Greece
    #12
    Me too, use it often, but it never seems to work for me.
     
  13. killerrobot macrumors 68020

    killerrobot

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2007
    Location:
    127.0.0.1
    #13
    Well, thank heavens that those "dubious side affects" weren't caused by Tramadol or any other actual drug.

    Now that they know the real problem, they can snip that in the bud. ;)
     
  14. mactastic macrumors 68040

    mactastic

    Joined:
    Apr 24, 2003
    Location:
    Colly-fornia
    #14
    Sounds like a good excuse... No Mom and Dad, really -- it was the gum the Israelis dropped on me that made me have sex!

    Just as believable as "No really Joseph... God was the one who got me pregnant. And I'm still a virgin. I swear."
     
  15. obeygiant macrumors 68040

    obeygiant

    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2002
    Location:
    totally cool
    #15
    This proves that abstinence is only 99.9% effective.
     
  16. Macky-Mac thread starter macrumors 68030

    Macky-Mac

    Joined:
    May 18, 2004
    #16
    perhaps you're not chewing it correctly :D
     
  17. Desertrat macrumors newbie

    Joined:
    Jul 4, 2003
    Location:
    Terlingua, Texas
  18. NT1440 macrumors G4

    NT1440

    Joined:
    May 18, 2008
    Location:
    Hartford, CT

Share This Page