Happy Festivus

Discussion in 'Politics, Religion, Social Issues' started by iJohnHenry, Nov 22, 2011.

  1. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    It is time to recognize the genius that is Dan O'Keefe, the genius behind this freeing concept, crafted when he was a writer for Reader's Digest.

    Yes, we are all familiar with the Seinfeld story line, initiated by Dan's son, also a Daniel, when he was a writer for that show.

    Let us rejoice in this non-antagonistic celebration of the Winter Equinox.

    Please, if you wish to have an Airing Of The Grievances thread, start one of your own. This is also acceptable in this observance, just not here.

    Good wishes only, please.
     
  2. Grey Beard macrumors 65816

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    May this season bring you serendipitous bounty and deserved felicitations from all your fellow correspondents. This outpouring of beneficence to be stacked upon your waiting polished pate.
    KGB;)
     
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    And may the crabs of disharmony never inhabit your nether regions. :)
     
  4. ProwlingTiger macrumors 65816

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    Isn't Festivus on December 23? A little early there, Turbo.
     
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    It's never too early to begin the celebration that is Festivus.
     
  6. Sydde macrumors 68020

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    Winter Equinox? I cannot see how those two words go together. Pedantry notwithstanding ...

    ... not celebrating is plain unconscionable. Life is short, why bother with a reason?
     
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    Grey Beard macrumors 65816

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    *Makes mental note* Remember to buy Permethrin in anticipation of a gift of Canadian lice from iJohn.
    KGB:rolleyes:
    Oh pooh, sorry just noticed the never inhabit *blushes and scurries to another thread.*
     
  8. iJohnHenry thread starter macrumors P6

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    Wow, massive brain fart there.

    Solstice. S-o-l-s-t-i-c-e. Solstice.

    A solstice is an astronomical event that happens twice each year when the Sun's apparent position in the sky, as viewed from Earth, reaches its northernmost or southernmost extremes.

    :eek:
     

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