Have you ever wanted to sell a family member?

[toolbox]

Just on my usual websurfing after work and came across this, had a bit of a laugh.

An Eastern European man has put his 25-year-old missus up for sale on a website specialising in used cars.

Alex Cretu hoped to get around $9.6 million, but has slashed his asking price to $7222 for a quick sale.

The 20-year-old bloke got fed up of his wife nagging him all the time and uploaded the ad on http://www.okazii.ro as a joke.

The classified reads, "Wife for sale. Model 1983, good condition. Full option, nice suspensions, spacious boot, second owner. Price is negotiable, comes with three-year-old and five-year-old accessories. Seriousness demanded."

Alex said he waited until his wife left for a job in Spain so she wouldn't know about the sale, as reported on Ananova.com

Cretu has already received a number of offers, but buyers either didn’t offer enough money or wanted to buy her in instalments.

We wouldn’t like to be in Cretu’s shoes when the missus gets home.

Story taken from here http://ralph.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=659315

 

[iSaint]

I wonder what "spacious boot" means?

No one will go for the three and five year old accessories.

 

[rdowns]

I wonder what "spacious boot" means?

I think it means, baby got back.

 

[mrwizardno2]

If only. I don't think I'd get much for them, though. lol.

 

[juanster]

lol this is awesome, I don't think i d ever do that buuuuuuuuuuut im not married yet so we'll see...

 

[JBazz]

Women as a commodity, how original.

 

[Foxtrot Oscar]

He'd probably get more for just her kidneys and her liver.

Fox

 

[MasterNile]

Would that fall under the lemon law?

 

[MrSmith]

Women as a commodity, how original.

Feminist alert!

 

[mcarnes]

This is definitely one of those try before you buy items.

 

[juanster]

This is definitely one of those try before you buy items.

I agree an dit better be all teh way too...

 

[kellen]

No need to sell them, can't you just drop them off in Nebraska up until the age of 17, no questions asked?

 

[benflick]

I have seen this before,

 

[patrick0brien]

What would happen if you defaulted on THIS financing?

 

[dukebound85]

i remember a family doing this with children and the outcome was not so good lol

 

[nanofrog]

He'd probably get more for just her kidneys and her liver.

Fox

Ouch!

 

[Abstract]

He put her on sale at a used car site? That's pretty low on the scale.

Exactly how hard did he ride her?

 

[nanofrog]

He put her on sale at a used car site? That's pretty low on the scale.

Exactly how hard did he ride her?

Until they were flat?

 

[Abstract]

I'd be worried about really loose mud flaps. If not treated too badly, they should still maintain their shape.

 

[nanofrog]

I'd be worried about really loose mud flaps. If not treated too badly, they should still maintain some shape.

Though two blow-outs can be detrimental, it depends on the model.

 

[0098386]

Distantly related but didn't some UK girl put her virginity on sale online? Must have been eBay.

These mad heads.

 

[MrSmith]

Distantly related but didn't some UK girl put her virginity on sale online? Must have been eBay.

These mad heads.

How much was your offer?

 

[emmawu]

How about selling a really cranky sib?

 

[PowerFullMac]

LMAO that is funny!

 

[RedTomato]

No one will go for the three and five year old accessories.

Madonna would. Or Gary Glitter.

(am I banned yet?)