Health Police declare War on S'mores

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    Some people will get their panties twisted in a wad over anything, won't they?
     
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    Hershey hasn't kept up with their political donations during Obama administration. Notice no new directives for tobacco use.
     
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    If anyone wants a good sign of what's wrong with our country, we've got a good example of it right here.

    EVERYTHING IS A CONSPIRACY!
     
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    That's just what they want you to think.



    BTW, we used to put a thin slice of apple on the s'mores. And I thank the First Amendment for letting me say that in a public place.
     
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    I've had bananas on s'mores. Simply delicious.
     
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    See, Michelle Obama secretly works for the Trilateral Commission, which is nothing more than a US front for the Bilderbergs, who, along with DuPont, conspired against the people to put all the fluoride in our water supply and force unhealthy dietary habits (people aren't supposed to eat fruit) upon us in order to dumb us down, making us more mentally pliant, and readily accepting of such outre concepts as reality TV and secular humanism, both of which run contrary to normal human behavior and natural societal structuring.

    So when you see Michelle Obama on the TV preaching about healthy snacking after new that episode of Honey Boo Boo, remember, she's doing it to promote a new One World Government.

    OPEN YOUR EYES, PEOPLE!
     
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    I tried to somehow quickly grasp what that link was about, since I have no idea what the original post is about. I didn't waste my time with it. I just have no clue, what this ****ing thread is about ... :D
     
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    Some people need to dial back the gravitas. Waaay too much purse-lipped earnestness in here.
     
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    this is such bullroar!

    reaching for my tinfoil
     
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    I think you misspelled "tomfoolery". Twice.
     
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    Poe's law, man. You have to take everything at face value because it's hard to tell when people are being sarcastic or dead crazy serious around here.

    edit: I should also add that I know a couple of straight up crazy conspiracy theorists in real life, and the more I argue with them about the straight up crazy crap they say and do, the crazier I become in turn.
     
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    He is right. Just look at Bohemian Grove ...

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    Renzatic is right, too.
    Sometimes I myself am not sure wether my I am serious or not.
    I am not sure about other peoples posts either.
    Wow dude, that is so meta ...!? :cool:
     
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    Liquid, baby! It's a Deep Literacy initiative!
     
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    I myself use alluminum foil.
    My girlfriend swears by cuper.
     
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    I figured it was sarcasm, but I can't tell what motivated a thread from this. The comments on that blog post are pretty funny.
     
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    I have my house surrounded by thick sheets of lead, cuz I'm cool like that. That's how I roll.
     
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    what good is lead?
    Only aluminum prevents the alien lizard people from reading your mind! Everyone knows this!
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=w-0TEJMJOhk
     
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    Raelian propaganda. Aluminum foil stops all of jack and crap, that's why they want you to use it. To give you a false sense of security while they mind harvest you.

    Lead is the metal you want. Nothing goes through lead.
     
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    I will read up on this. Maybe just be safe and use lead and aluminum, and tin foil and cuper. just in case.
    Here are the instructions for the hat I made:
    [​IMG]
     
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    Two things wrong with that.

    1. You can't call a hat a beanie unless it has a propeller on the top.

    2. ALUMINUM DOESN'T WORK

    Don't believe the lies! Use lead! LEAD IS THE MIRACLE METAL THE REPTILES FEAR!

    Click For Truth.
     
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    How do you make a hat out of lead? Maybe a lead propeller on top of a tin foil hat might work.
    You could cover your house in it, provided you can get that much lead.
    But then you can never leave your house. (Which is actually quite a smart idea!)
    Like I wrote, I just use all of it and do not leave the house. Better safe than sorry! [​IMG]

    (You video link is off topic ;) )
     
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    Here you go

    Photoshop is how the media, ran by the Raelians, manipulate people. No one would've suspected that woman was a pizza...and that's how they get you.
     

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