Heart Attack Grill: Unlimited Free Food - All Day, Every Day (IF you weigh > 350lb)

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  1. Unspeaked macrumors 68020

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    Yes, this place is real.

    LINK to their home page.

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    All you can eat, every day of the week, for free (drinks not included). As long as you weigh 350 pounds or more.

    Menu features such healthy options as:

    Single Bypass Burger
    Double Bypass Burger
    Triple Bypass Burger
    Quadruple Bypass Burger (pictured below)
    Flatliner Fries
    No-Filter Cigarettes (or bubblegum cigarettes for the kids)
    Jolt Cola

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    They take pride in using only PURE LARD to fry in.

    Triple and Quadruple bypass burgers come with complimentary wheelchair escort back to your vehicle:

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    And the waitresses dress like this:

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    And again, yes - this place is real.
     
  2. thomahawk macrumors 6502a

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    what the hellll
    they are making money off dying ppl? o_O
     
  3. Randman macrumors 65816

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    I don't see onion rings or bacon with the quadruple.
     
  4. Mr. Giver '94 macrumors 68000

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    Heart Attack Grill- where the guys that were too fat to fit in the doorway of Hooters go......:rolleyes:
     
  5. ravenvii macrumors 604

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    What about us skinnies? We need free food, too!

    <- 5'9" 125 lbs.
     
  6. Unspeaked thread starter macrumors 68020

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    If you eat there a few times a week, you'll be approaching their free-food weight in no time...
     
  7. fr33 loader macrumors regular

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    Only in Arizona?

    I want to try one of those quad burgers. I'll be taking my sweet time too with those waitresses running around.
     
  8. arkitect macrumors 601

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    My god…

    Stuffed Dormice fried in honey pale into insignificance.

    What a world.
    :confused::(
     
  9. Unspeaked thread starter macrumors 68020

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    They're franchising.

    Open one up and spend all the time you'd like with the waitresses...

    ;)
     
  10. iBlue macrumors Core

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    Dude, you need to eat there... a lot! :p



    I think it's a bit of a twisted idea but so what? People can do what they want with their bodies, no matter how poor the choice may actually be.

    I wonder if they are after a somewhat paradoxical effect. Being served by tiny little waitresses your free and aptly named food may make a person think about their food choices. <shrug> At least I wonder if that is their line of thinking here.
    I should mention I think it's a stupid line of thinking but I'm curious if that's part of their hope and not merely a creepy way to mock the obese.
     
  11. Dagless macrumors Core

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    Oh my word :eek:
    Props to them though. Just amazed they got to this stage.

    Btw I've always wondered how you would actually eat a tall burger like that. Do you take one layer off at a time and eat?
     
  12. remmy macrumors 6502a

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    feel sorry for the waitress who have to push the heavier customers back to the car. Wonder if they have those double width ones.
     
  13. fungus macrumors regular

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    Best news I've heard all week...
     
  14. 63dot macrumors 603

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    I thought being slightly overweight that I had bad habits. Whew, this place can't be for real. Suzanne Sommers had a diet plan like this and she never got fat, or should I say she sold a diet plan like this.

    I think if I ate like this all the time, I would first see a huge gain in weight, but then get sick of this type of food and cut way back. I know formerly fat people who still eat this junk, but way less, and combine this with exercise. And I also know vegetarians who are fat. But it's definitely easier to overdose on calories with a huge burger than it is with baked chicken breast salad.

    In the end, things still come out to the old fashioned method of losing weight, by burning more calories that you take in and that's the bad news for lazy people.
     
  15. Consultant macrumors G5

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    Wow, crazy place.

    I once got something tall. It was the x-burger surprise.
    I've used knife and fork. Waitress said she never seen that before.
    I had my burger and didn't get messy. =)
     
  16. lancestraz macrumors 6502a

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    The dude in the wheelchair doesn't look 350+.
     
  17. Unspeaked thread starter macrumors 68020

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    You can still eat there if you're less than 350lbs, you just have to pay.

    (The wheelchair is if you finish the triple or quadruple bypass burger.)
     
  18. bigjnyc macrumors 603

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    I just want to go for the waitresses :D

    I wonder how long before someone sues this place because their relative needed triple bypass surgery from eating there for free lol.
     
  19. szark macrumors 68030

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    He's definitely getting that publicity out there isn't he?

    The Heart Attack Grill is just down the street from where I work, and we've been there a couple times for lunch. The fries are very tasty, and the burgers are good but not great. They also serve Coca-Cola in bottles. I definitely do NOT recommend eating a Quadruple Bypass Burger.

    For you nurse-loving folks out there, notice in the picture above that the counter has mirrors underneath, so you can observe both sides of your waitress as she's serving you. ;) They also swing their legs over the counter when they need to take orders at the outer tables.

    It's a backlash against all the health food restaurants. The owner prefers food that's tasty.

    I ate it as two open-faced double burgers. Also, it only comes with meat and cheese, and you can choose which other toppings to add.

    It's definitely for real. :D
     
  20. bruinsrme macrumors 603

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    been there, done that, and won't do it again.:D
    It was actually a pretty good burger and lots of nice scenery.
     
  21. Eanair macrumors 6502

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    Bubblegum cigs for the kids?

    Do the kids have to be >350 pounds too?

    :eek::p
     
  22. dextertangocci macrumors 68000

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    I hate extremely fat people. Unless they have a genuine medical condition, it is their fault that they are fat. They are disgusting.
     
  23. Consultant macrumors G5

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    I think this restaurant want to kill the really fat people faster...
     
  24. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    "Heart Attack Grill: Where the men have bigger hooters than the ladies."
     
  25. Unspeaked thread starter macrumors 68020

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    I wouldn't be surprised if they stole that one from you and actually used it.
     

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