Heaven is Realz- I saw it on FOX

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  1. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    Fox & Friends Interviews Eleven-Year-Old Who Has Actually Been To Heaven

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    He's got the whole world, in his hand..


     
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    Well, I'm sold. Guess I'd better get my ass to church.
     
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    I've heard of near death experiences before, but this is quite a story.
     
  4. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

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    Colton Burpo? Great name. Parents should have put him in a weather balloon, far more money in it.
     
  5. appleguy123 macrumors 603

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    This makes me question my whole view of reality.
     
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    An anagram for "boo cult porn."
     
  7. rdowns thread starter macrumors Penryn

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    LMAO.
    Post of the Day!!
     
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    I'm pretty sure they would rather you just buy the book.
     
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    My parents said I was born clutching souvenir postcards from heaven, and in them God looks more like Andy Dick. So I call BS.
     
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    Rough but kind face? So Jesus really is a beardy! I wonder if he was Caucasian.

    Bu hang on, if he saw both God and Jesus, they can't be the same being. Kinda blows that Trinity thing out of the water.
     
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    The kid said Jesus has blue eyes.
     
  13. kainjow Moderator emeritus

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    I guess you haven't heard of the apple analogy then :p
     
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    Just great.

    Another plank for the Aryan race.
     
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    Read the book . . .

    What's cool is everyone in heaven is a young adult. So the unborn sister was a young adult.
     
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    Anyone find it odd that his parents were praying for him to come back from Heaven? If it is really as great as what they say, why would the pastor father pray to bring him back to earth. Talk about selfish people.
    Also, I looks like it took this kid at least 6 years to tell the story. Sounds like an overactive imagination to me.
    I get that probably all of you see this for what it is, but the people on Amazon reviews don't.
     
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    No thanks FOX, I'll rot in the ground instead please.
     
  20. citizenzen macrumors 65816

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    Sounds like conditioning to me.

    Add an imagination and ability to tell a story and you get...
     
  21. obeygiant macrumors 68040

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    From one of the "1 star" reviews:


    lol.. god damn that about sums it up.
     
  22. Corndog5595 macrumors 65816

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    ...Fox News and people that watch it.
     
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    Her story sounds just like the stories parents tell their kids about heaven and lost babies. Eerie...

    And Fox ran with this?
     
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    Good job he wasn't naughty as a child. He could have gone to Hell and met Jerry Falwell.
     

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