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Here's the Plan...(or just read this if you need a laugh)

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CJRhoades

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Dec 4, 2007
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O.K. you mac lovers... Here's the plan.

1. Get about 5000-10000 people to pool their money together and play in the stock market to get rich. If this works, proceed to step 2. If it doesn't work, proceed to step 1a.

1a. Pack up and go home.

2. Get enough cash from playing in the stock market to buy out Microsoft. If this works proceed to step 3. If it doesn't, proceed to step 2a.

2a. Of course it didn't work you nimwit...

3. Proceed to buy out Microsoft. If this worked, proceed to step 3a or 3b. If it doesn't work, proceed to step 3c.

3a. Sell Microsoft to Apple for $1 and then go celebrate.

3b. Destroy Microsoft and then go celebrate.

3c. Wow you are stupid... Did you really think this would work?!?!? Now you are broke, lots of people hate you, and to make matters worse your dog just ran away. Good job idiot.

(P.S. If you love Windows and are going to post something about how Windows is awesome and how mac's suck, you should not be on this forum.)
 
For all others willing to join.. The first team meeting will take place in Indianapolis, Indiana on March 3, 2049. It may sound like a long way away but by 2049, we should be able to teleport.
 
you dont want to kill microsoft...unless you want to be stuck at OSX 10.5.1 for all eternity

without microsoft why would apple bother to update the OS???

it dosent matter how much you hate a rival company you DONT want them going out of business

same thing with intel and AMD the fanboys want the other company dead, BUT that will cause a halt in any type of advances in technology because...why bother?
 
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