Hey Tea-Party. This is your OTHER guy!

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  1. mcrain macrumors 68000

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    http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.co...erence-to-muslim-monkey-god/?fbid=EUTkyBsRBga
     
  2. yg17 macrumors G5

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    So not only is their senator of choice a racist, their leader is racist too.

    Said it before and I've said it again: The tea party is rooted in racism. This just proves it.
     
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    I'm not sure if that was intentional or not, but it was genius :D
     
  5. gilkisson macrumors 65816

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    So instead of smiting, or hurling thunderbolts, would a monkey-god fling poo from on high?

    That doesn't sound so good. Mayhaps Mr. Williams should avoid any zoos...
     
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    Go TEA Party, go! Keep it up! Talk louder! Say more idiotic things!

    You guys will sweep your butts right back to obscurity in November. I love it. Good job! :D
     
  7. yg17 macrumors G5

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    Yes, but if that monkey-god is anything like the monkey I saw at the zoo a couple years back, it would come down from the heavens and eat the poo after throwing it.
     
  8. leekohler macrumors G5

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    And then masturbate while smiling at the children.

    "No honey, don't look!"

    Horrified parents are a treat to see at the zoo. :)
     
  9. yg17 macrumors G5

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    I've never seen a monkey jacking off at the zoo (thank god) but I once saw two tigers going at it and a little girl said "Mommy, what are they doing?" and the mom didn't really answer. You'd think they would keep male and female animals separate, or maybe they do and the tigers were gay. Who knows, I wasn't going to go down and get close enough to look ;)
     
  10. leekohler macrumors G5

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    Oh god, that's funny. The monkeys at Lincoln Park Zoo are constantly putting on a show it seems. I think they know they freak out the parents and have fun doing it. :)
     
  11. yg17 macrumors G5

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    The monkey eating poo was at the Berlin Zoo. He must've thought he was in one of those infamous German Scheisse movies.
     
  12. leekohler macrumors G5

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    Or he simply learned by watching the humans in Berlin. :)
     
  13. yg17 macrumors G5

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    Yikes, I don't know what part of Berlin you were in but I didn't see any of that ;)
     
  14. leekohler macrumors G5

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    The Germans are a crazy bunch! :) I can say though, I'm of German ancestry. ;) And no- I don't like poo.
     
  15. kavika411 macrumors 6502a

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    Is there a third guy? If so, can we get a third Tea Party thread for the morning? I love trilogies.
     
  16. Zombie Acorn macrumors 65816

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    I didn't realize the islamic religion was a race now.

    As for monkey gods, I would agree with this person if he didn't believe in his own terrorist monkey god of the christian variety.
     
  17. yg17 macrumors G5

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    Excuse me, he's a bigot, not a racist. That's much better :rolleyes:
     
  18. chrmjenkins macrumors 603

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    No, but monkey has been a racial slur for quite a while.
     
  19. iShater macrumors 604

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    Pun was intended. :D
     
  20. Sydde macrumors 68020

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    Obviously Mr. Williams has mixed up his theologies. The "monkey god" was 孫悟空, a symbol of Buddhism (though he was not literally a god, merely a quasi-supernatural being).
     
  21. Zombie Acorn macrumors 65816

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    Its also been an animal for longer. Monkey monkey monkey.
     
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    Stay classy tea party.


    The monkeys at the old Central Park Zoo used to fling poo and spit on people. :D
     
  23. kavika411 macrumors 6502a

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    Careful what you say, ZA, or...

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  24. chrmjenkins macrumors 603

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    I said this because you have to consider every possibility. It is unfathomable that he would know so little of the Muslim religion that he would accuse Allah of being a monkey god. It's equally puzzling to think he had confused Muslims with Buddhists, Hindus or any other group given the specific attention to the Muslims. I cannot create a good explanation for why he would use those words. Can you?
     

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