Hillary suffers another massive coughing fit, prompting questions about her health

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    I'm thinking Hillary needs to take a nice long rest in some peaceful sanitarium. A minute-plus coughing fit could be a sign of tuberculosis, among other things. Clearly, she is very unwell and should probably step aside and let Bernie take over.

     
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    She was obviously choking on the lost souls of small children.
     
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    Probably she was just getting rid of some top secret intelligence reports.
     
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    Oh, comeon now. Hillary would never be so desperate she'd swallow evidence to save her own ass.

    ...she has underlings to do that for her.
     
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    She's slightly younger than Trump.
     
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    True that Trump is 69 and Hillary is 68, but Trump looks 60 while Hillary looks over 70. Things like running illegal private servers with classified information and having lots of skeletons in your closet in general will age you more.
     
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    In the U.S., women outlive men by nearly one full presidential term.

    Hillary would be expected to make it through two full terms.

    Trump would be expected to make it through one and one-half terms.
     
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    Giving this a 'like' just wasn't sufficient. Thanks for the much needed laugh.
     
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    She's no a swallower,neither was Monica..!!
     
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    Just. Errgghh...
     
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    You would know this how? Post your source I dare you.
     
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    Running guns to Mexico can be exhausting work.

    And the guilt of abandoning an Ambassador and blaming Youtube can be quite stressful.
     
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    Especially after lying to the bereaved families of the deceased while telling your own lying-about-Bernie-hyper-privileged daughter the truth.
     
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    image.jpeg
     
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    I wouldn't be so sure of that.

    She already had one stroke.
    The chances of another, more severe one are very good.
     
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    Listen, I'm no supporter of Hillary, but it's ****ing winter. People aren't allowed to get colds?

    This is pathetic.
     
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    A cough during cold & flu season? Next thing you know she'll get a sunburn during the summer, she's clearly unfit for the job.
     
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    She didn't get her flu shot. Must be an anti-vaxxer.
     
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    She's a Liberal affluent white mom from California?
     
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    you got 3 out of 4.
     
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    The funny thing is Hillary's 1 minute coughing fit made more sense than any of the ramblings Donald Trump has made in their entirety.
     
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    ^ FTW
     
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    I saw Obama's television PSA and I ran out and got flu shot. Hillary obviously didn't get one. Can you imagine this woman's Department of Health and Human Services? Why she'd nominate Gwyneth Paltrow for Surgeon General and half the country would be steaming their va-jay-jay.
     
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    I didn't think you trusted Obama.
     

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