Honestly, take a look at this, would you be concerend? (Play D'OH!)

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  1. PracticalMac macrumors 68030

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    It is a SYRINGE.
    You know, something cylindrical with blunted end.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/play-doh-hot-water-suggestive-children-toy-article-1.2060906

    Only people with demented minds would make it out to be any else, and are psychotic to thing a child would think the same thing they are thinking.
    Hell, one could image the Washington monument as a monument for Bill Clinton (not my joke).

    I think this sums it up.
    http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2015/01/07/ac-ridiculist-play-doh-extruder-tool.cnn
    https://www.facebook.com/playdoh/posts/10152996440647915

    IMHO, it is those who are sexualizing toys, which is exactly what some did, is causing more harm then they think are "fixing".

    I do think there is a more dangerous issues, "Cult of Childhood" that goes to extremes to hide children from natural sexual development they either become morbidly afraid or insatiably curious, both cases resulting in damaging behaviors.
     
  2. jkcerda macrumors 6502

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    Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough
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    It's a "toy" that adults have played with

    This might have lawyers involved getting it removed before someone starts using it for something other than the intended use, gets hurt & then sues. We live in a sue happy America.
     
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    I am 100% in agreement with you on this. It's a friggin' syringe and any two year old who thinks its a penis has probably been exposed to something they shouldn't have in order to come to that conclusion.
     
  4. jkcerda macrumors 6502

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    How long before a drunk adult or wondering teen ends up with their intestines full of play Doh and sues? :eek:
     
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    If it hasn't happened already...

    Can't see that lawsuit getting far.
     
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    Was this you sold in it's current form before?
     
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    No, I'm just saying there's a decent chance someone tried shoving it up their vent almost as soon as it hit the market. I've worked in the ER enough to know that it's almost a certainty. :p

    Not sure of there's been a lawsuit.
     
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    Parents certainly do know best, don't they? We must protect the children from even the most remotely phallus-shaped objects.

    I hope those same parents are raiding their kitchen of bananas and cucumbers.
     
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    this seems to be a clear case of
    "perversion is in the eye of the beholder"....
     
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    While I don't think there needs to be a big stink made out of it, sorry, but it's a dick.
     
  11. yg17 macrumors G5

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    No wonder kids nowadays are so fat. We can't feed them fruit and veggies because some of them look like a cock.
     
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    I just realized we can't feed them cock either.

    The bird, that is.

    Isn't this a usual cold-remedy?

    Oh my.
     
  13. PracticalMac thread starter macrumors 68030

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    Agree.
    It is those who complained that are perverted.

    So that is what a dick looks like?
    I though it was fleshy colored and not transparent.
     
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    What about male kids? Do they need their dominate hand cut off? :p

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    No, that's what these over the top dildos look like. Some of them have V12 engines inside.
     
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    I also don't think a big deal should be made, but let's be real, it looks like something that would be sold at a sex store.

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    V12 might be something conservatives would use, liberals would buy the solar powered one:D
     
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    Here's an idea. Don't buy it if you think it looks like a dick. Problem solved. But no people need to run to Play-Doh and complain that they see a dick in their perverted minds.
     
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    That is such a ribbed dildo. I think someone in the play-dough design department was having some fun. :D:D:D:D:D
     
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    Oookay. Did that come of mommy's sock drawer?
     
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    Right on, Brutha. This is way I only have "sliced" bread in my house, no baguettes.:p:D:p I can't believe folks are outraged by the Play Doh syringe. They would probably work themselves into a lather over these lighthouse gummies.:eek:
     
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    Whether or not parents should be working themselves into a lather is one thing but really? You don't see how it could be construed as a graphic representation of the male member? And you seriously think your baguette and lighthouses compare?

    And here it is, once again, in case you're still having a hard time (no pun intended) seeing the difference:

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    That is such a penis. It has a glans, meatus and corona. And ribbed and beaded for her pleasure (or yours). :D
     

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