I have tried absolutely everything. I restarted and held the trackpad, I have done disc utility eject, tilted it 45 degrees, firmware eject, terminal, I stuck a piece of cardboard into the optical drive, and even tried to pull it out by sandwiching it between two credit cards. The problem is that every time I try to eject it, it makes the eject sound, moves a tiny bit out, never actually exiting the computer in the slightest way, and then makes the sound like I put a new disc in and boots it up. Also, my computer doesn't have an emergency paper clip hole, so I can't use that. It's a perfectly normal DVD that played fine, but my laptop has always had problems ejecting before (but nothing that holding the eject button couldn't solve). My warranty has run out, so if there's anyway to avoid the Apple store, I'd like to hear it.