How Many Times Have We Farted In Human History?

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by obeygiant, Nov 13, 2011.

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How many times do you fart per day

  1. 20+

    8 vote(s)
    15.4%
  2. 10-20

    14 vote(s)
    26.9%
  3. 5-10

    13 vote(s)
    25.0%
  4. 0-5

    7 vote(s)
    13.5%
  5. go to hell

    10 vote(s)
    19.2%
  1. obeygiant macrumors 68040

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    link

    I added two in a department store this afternoon. There was loud music playing so I'm pretty sure I'm in the clear. :)
     
  2. Neolithium macrumors 6502a

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    13.6 farts per day? He's obviously never eaten IMP's from the military. I'm close to 30 a day in the field :D
     
  3. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    Not sure this research passes the smell test.


    #OWS?
     
  4. SMDrew macrumors member

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    As long as the loud music wasn't coming from your headphones.

    :D
     
  5. obeygiant thread starter macrumors 68040

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    haha, nope. :D
     
  6. yg17 macrumors G5

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    #OWC - Occupy White Castle
     
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  8. obeygiant thread starter macrumors 68040

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    OMG, can you say hershey squirts!
     
  9. Shrink macrumors G3

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    Sounds like an average day for me!:eek::p
     
  10. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    Something like this is right up Q's alley.

    He has all the data he needs, to provide the result for MR members.
     
  11. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

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    Then you're clearly making up for those who don't fart at all: women.



    ;)
     
  12. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    Are you taking anal or vaginal?

    Because of the two, vaginal is way funnier.

    Even if it detracts from the "moment". :D
     
  13. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

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    That's quite some freudian slip, Mr. Henry.
     
  14. puckhead193 macrumors G3

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    agreed! :D
     
  15. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    You'll have to enlighten me, 'cause my hEx was capable of both. ;)
     
  16. yg17 macrumors G5

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    Taking it in those orifices or releasing gas out of those orifices?
     
  17. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    Releasing gas from one, through you-know 'action', and gas from the other from, you-know, beans, chicken, etc.
     
  18. Darth.Titan macrumors 68030

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    You obviously don't know my wife...
     
  19. obeygiant thread starter macrumors 68040

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    lol good one!
     
  20. notjustjay macrumors 603

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    The worst is when you're in a store and you need to let one go; you wander down an aisle, make sure the coast is clear, and let 'er rip. Then turn around and realize someone came around into the aisle while your back was turned... :eek:

    *slinks away*
     
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    Ha..... that is funny. But those aren't farts.. those are queffs!
     
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    13.6 farts per day?

    Hmmm. Now, I am not disputing the solid science behind that number… I am just worried that I am not aware of my 13.6 farts.
    :eek:
     
  25. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    And no mention as to what what constitutes the other .4? :eek:
     

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