How To Use Half-Naked Women To Sell A 1990 Lincoln Town Car

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  1. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    Article (with funny comments :D) - eBay Auction

    Winning bid, $1925.

    That's right kiddies. Sex sells! :eek:
     
  2. iBlue macrumors Core

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    Could this be were the failing car companies have gone wrong? :D
     
  3. MasterNile macrumors 65816

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    Got just about blue book value for it, not bad
     
  4. shfreelance macrumors 6502a

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    So this is what you straight guys find attractive?
     
  5. r.j.s Moderator emeritus

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    Imagine if everything on ebay was advertised like this ...
     
  6. shfreelance macrumors 6502a

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    Are we talking about the adult toy section or just in general?
     
  7. MasterNile macrumors 65816

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    I'd much rather have one of these
    [​IMG]

    They can keep the girl, I've got my own :p
     
  8. edesignuk thread starter Moderator emeritus

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    eBay would be a lot more popular.

    Actually, eBay would probably try to charge an additional fee for "sexual" advertising.
     
  9. wvuwhat macrumors 65816

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    I suddenly have the urge to buy a Lincoln... If the big 3 had started to advertise like this they wouldn't have needed a bailout, lol.
     
  10. r.j.s Moderator emeritus

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    I'm sure they would.
     
  11. .Andy macrumors 68030

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    If you're referring to the car, no.
     
  12. UltraNEO* macrumors 601

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    Maybe they're selling the lady?

    .... and the car comes as a optional extra? :rolleyes:






    *dreams*
     
  13. richard.mac macrumors 603

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    "Do you come with the car?"
    "Oh you, HEHEHEHEH!"

    repeat…
     
  14. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    That photo deserves a caption: "Someone's got daddy issues."
     
  15. Melrose Suspended

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    Agreed.

    ...although the lady's not all that bad looking, really.
     
  16. sushi Moderator emeritus

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    I was thinking along those lines as well. :D
     
  17. suburbia macrumors 6502

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    Sir, the title is extremely misleading: She is hardly "half-naked" :rolleyes:
     
  18. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    Nor is she half a naked woman, since that would likely get the police involved in the sale of the car.

    Not to mention all the gore on the lincoln, that'll require some expensive cleaning.
     
  19. atszyman macrumors 68020

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    We need a volunteer to get with this woman and take detailed measurements of how much skin surface area is available for display versus, how much is shown in that outfit.

    Any volunteers?
     
  20. Lord Blackadder macrumors G5

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    Agreed. While the ad was kinda tacky, it worked.
     
  22. Prof. macrumors 601

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    You know you're gay when the first thing you looked at was the car and not the girl.:D

    Now a hot naked guy on the other hand... :D:p
     
  23. j26 macrumors 65832

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    The suspension looks in decent nick, so yeah.
     
  24. Lord Blackadder macrumors G5

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    Speaking as a straight male who is also a rabid car guy, I can say that <guilty expression> the first thing I saw was the car...:eek:

    ...but, within an instant I recognized it as a boring early 90's Lincoln Town Car in an ugly blue, and moved on to the lass. A much better proposition than the car!
     
  25. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    I don't know, there are guys that have been arrested for molesting cars.

    You know you are hopeless, when you are attracted to a 1990 Town Car.
     

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