Right off the bat I will say that this thread is just strictly for humor! But the idea is for everyone to post the most outlandish things you have heard about the watch and its launch. I will start. The craziest theory i have heard is that Apple has struck a secret deal with the government to implant a tracking device in the watch itself. So the government can follow us every minute of the day that we have the watch on. Which is why there is a big delay to ship it out. And that they are testing this theory by giving the watch to some famous ppl to see how well it works... Ok, that's one theory. Anyone else want to contribute on some of the crazy things they have heard. Feel free!