Incorrect. You do know there have been lots of Android and Lumia phones with curved displays? You think there aren't any screen protectors for them. I happen to have a couple of curved displays. Wet application is usually the best option though.
Sweet thread! Awesome story!
Where did anyone state a screen protector wouldn't exist? It will just be more obvious to the touch (and possibly to see), and will also have the possibility of easier unwanted lifting.