I like my iPhones how I like my women...

Discussion in 'iPhone' started by bollweevil, Sep 13, 2012.

  1. bollweevil macrumors 6502

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    ...skinny, naked, and with the highest memory capacity available.


    1. Do you like your iPhones how you like your women / men?

    2. Which memory capacity are you going to buy? I am opting for 64 GiB, because I like to have more than 32 GiB of music in my pocket at all times, just in case.

    3. Will you be using a case with your iPhone 5? I will be going nude, because the iPhone is too beautiful to cover up.
     
  2. mattopotamus macrumors G5

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    i like my coffee like i like my women.......cold, ground up, and in the freezer
     
  3. Big.Mac.Daddy macrumors 6502a

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    Guys on this forum actually have women? :confused:
    :eek:

    Dunno if I should report this to the authorities to come and check your freezer ;)
     
  4. El3ctronics macrumors 65816

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    I hate when women are too skinny. But the thinner the phone, the better. So, no.
     
  5. JesalTV Guest

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    I like my women to be black, naked, 32 and be able to last for days.
     
  6. Big Stevie macrumors 6502a

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    I like my women how I like my phones.

    Lightweight and with the ability to switch to silent!
     
  7. mattopotamus macrumors G5

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    :)
     
  8. imazu macrumors regular

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    i think so...
     
  9. GoCubsGo macrumors Nehalem

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    hahaha!


    I wonder if the OP has had more iPhones than women ... ;)

    My selection of men have been polar opposite of my selection of phones.
     
  10. OMGbrandon macrumors 6502

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  11. bollweevil thread starter macrumors 6502

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    We don't necessarily "have" women, but the majority of us do "like" women. My original post said nothing about "having".

    Best so far:

    1. Swapped yearly

    2. With silent mode
     
  12. b166er macrumors 68020

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    I like my iPhone like my women

    Blacker and Taller than the last one.
     
  13. TG1 macrumors 6502a

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    My woman is pretty and loud with a nice, shapely bottom. Not sure what phone that would be? ;)
     
  14. Interstella5555 macrumors 603

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    Amazing with your qualifications for them...
     
  15. ah123 macrumors regular

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    I like my women how I like my coffee.
    Without a pen!s.
     
  16. JCL macrumors member

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    16, unused, a nice package, and hard


    dude or chic?
     
  17. AlphaHumanus macrumors 6502

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    LMAO @ this thread. I'll play.

    I like my women like I like my phone. The one I've got.
     
  18. bollweevil thread starter macrumors 6502

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    That depends on how you define "having", for both iPhones and women.

    If you only count the iPhones that I have actually used as my phone, then I have "had" more women. In that case, the list of iPhones I have had is: (1) Original, (2) 3GS, (3) 4S. The list of women I have "had" is redacted out of courtesy to the women. Proud as I may be, the women might be ashamed.

    If you count all the iPhones I have possessed, including used iPhones given to me for free by friends and family for use in my projects, then I have had more iPhones. All but three of my iPhones were never used as my personal phone.
     
  19. tdream macrumors 65816

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    Slide to unlock, secure rotation or mute button... hmmm...
     
  20. andyx3x macrumors 65816

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    With a mute switch is better than silent mode.
     
  21. appswipe macrumors 6502

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    I like my women guaranteed to work properly and easily replaceable for a $50 fee.

    (I just couldn't go with the one handed operation feature. too gross)
     
  22. andyx3x macrumors 65816

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    What???????
     
  23. TJ61 macrumors 6502a

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    Let us know when she's not right behind you.


    Regards,
    Tom
    I'm working on something about the moisture indicator -- I'll get back to you.
     
  24. greytmom macrumors 68040

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    I don't see any women rushing in here to say they like their men thin and 4 inches.
     
  25. xraydoc macrumors demi-god

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    Thin, white and with a volume control and mute switch.
     

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