UPDATE: I figured out which code I needed and was able to get in the phone to take care of things. Mostly got the code by blind luck but I'll take it. Thanks to everyone that offered options and ways to get past all of this. I tried nearly all of them. And thank you for your condolences. To the people that think I'm lying, that's kind of fair, this is the internet and it is full of liars. But as others pointed out (because they can reason), I've been here far too long for this to be a lie.