miloblithe said:Hmmm. I haven't figured out how to free my monkey bretheren, but I do know that once we are free, I will use my monkey army (I mentioned that part didn't I?) to conquer Arlington, VA and incorporate it back into DC.
Lousy Virginians, taking back their land.
Just insert a monkey puppet leader, while the evil miloblithe pulls the strings in a far away secret monkey mountain!Sun Baked said:Don't the leaders of uprisings usually get shot by those they attempt to overthrow?
If they don't end up becoming an evil dictator.
miloblithe said:I just makes me so mad that you all keep calling me evil. What's so evil about freeing monkeys? Have you been to the zoo? All locked up. So sad looking.
Wouldn't know about UK monkeys, guess there are...miloblithe said:Damn. I forgot about British quarantine laws. I guess I won't be taking my monkey army with me. But you have monkeys there right? I've never been to a zoo in the UK, but I assume there have to be a few monkeys in 'em.
Great Revolution Rhesus Monkeys! Not so sure I can sign off on this. I do have a vested interest in keeping monkeys down. You see I have a cartooning business called "Ink Monkey Sweatshop." You figure out the rest.Doctor Q said:
Project X, starring Matthew Broderick and Helen Hunt. And yes, it was rather lame.redeye_be said:I think i saw a movie once.
In the end the aircraft (lol coldn't choose between plain or plane ) hits the jungle and handspeaking monkeys are released in the woods.
lame movie, sry
EDIT: But how would you try to emancipate them?
Einstein showed us that monkeys only look like they are locked up. To the monkeys, with us on the other side of the glass, we look like the ones locked up. Their area has free food and play equipment, while we sit on crowded freeways, have only 500 channels of TV to watch, have bills to pay, and are forced to drink Pepsi to get our music. So, thanks to Einstein's theory of relacaptivity, we no longer need to feel sorry for monkeys in zoos.miloblithe said:I just makes me so mad that you all keep calling me evil. What's so evil about freeing monkeys? Have you been to the zoo? All locked up. So sad looking.