If Mets player cheats, wife will 'do' the whole team

MacDawg

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Forget Balco, Giambi and Bonds, this is the hottest baseball story this winter!

Anna Benson, baseballs "hottest wife" according to the latest FHM Magazine says if her husband, Kris Benson cheats on her, she will "do" all of the other players on his team, including coaches and trainers. She says everybody will get a turn.

Wanna bet somebody will try to set him up to get caught cheating... :p


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How to nail down those free agents
By Inside Track
Thursday, December 2, 2004

ANNA BENSON, the former stripper who married Mets ace Kris Benson, says if her hubby ever cheats on her, she'll have sex with all of his teammates. ``I told Kris because that's the biggest thing in athletics, they cheat all the time. I told him, cheat on me all you want. If you get caught, I'm going to (bleep) everybody on your entire team, coaches, trainers, players,'' the petite brunette told shock jock Howard Stern on his radio show the other day. ``Everybody would get a turn. If my husband cheated on me and embarrassed me like that, I will embarrass him more than he could ever imagine.'' Now that's a real team player!
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NEW YORK--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Nov. 8, 2004--"I heard the players were excited about the trade because they wanted to see if they could catch Kris and me having sex in the stadium," says Anna Benson, wife of New York Mets pitcher Kris Benson, referring to her infamous 2000 romp in the Three Rivers Stadium parking lot while her husband was with the Pittsburgh Pirates. "We have three kids and we'd had no breaks from them all day. Nobody was there when we arrived, so we climbed into the back seat of our Chevy Tahoe. ... Fans were lined up waiting for Kris to get out." As to Kris' Mets teammates catching the Bensons at the home field, she says, "We haven't had sex in Shea yet. We've done Three Rivers, PNC Park and the Pirates' spring-training camp."
Her own personal (hot) website
Might want to wait till you get home for this one.

I don't see any reason for him to cheat, personally! :rolleyes:
 

mactastic

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Yikes. Talk about risky behavior. Who knows what some of those guys might have? And I wonder who would get to go first, and who would be at the end of a looooong train of guys...
 

GetGo

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I don't think she's that great. She's good looking but there are better looking girls out there. Plus even when you have someone great looking and your with them for a long time it gets old.
 

mactastic

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GetGo said:
I don't think she's that great. She's good looking but there are better looking girls out there. Plus even when you have someone great looking and your with them for a long time it gets old.
So you wouldn't shag her if you had the chance? ;)
 

wdlove

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She is correct to threaten him about adultery. Morally it is wrong no matter what. She doesn't realize that by her statement she has already committed adultery. According to strict interpretation thinking about sex with another in your heart is an act of adultery. A very sad commentary on our society that those in leadership roles would pose that kind of example to our youth. :eek:
 

mactastic

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Aw crap, I thought about a bunch of scantily clad women partying at my house earlier today when I posted in another thread. Guess it's off to hell with me. :rolleyes:
 

daveL

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wdlove said:
She is correct to threaten him about adultery. Morally it is wrong no matter what. She doesn't realize that by her statement she has already committed adultery. According to strict interpretation thinking about sex with another in your heart is an act of adultery. A very sad commentary on our society that those in leadership roles would pose that kind of example to our youth. :eek:
Well, I guess we're all in deep pooh pooh then. Get real. I'm not saying that being faithful to your spouse isn't the proper ideal, I just think human nature is what it is. The idea that married folks are going to go through their lives and never fantasize about being with someone else is naive, to say the least. Of course, when you (church, society) create a moral standard that's impossible for mere mortals to adhere to, then you put yourself in the position to beat everyone with the guilt stick, over and over. Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
 

flyfish29

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She is saying this to publicize her calendar for sale...espn said she revealed this originally on Howard Stern while promoting her calendar.

also, these people are not our leaders and kids that are raised by good parents and taught by good teachers realize these people are not leaders but in reality either pose as "screwy in the head" or are really screwy in the head. Studies have shown that it is in fact the everyday people that kids come in contact with that have the most influence on their lives...parents, teachers, friends. Not these superstars and TV personalities. Of course, without those good parents, teachers, etc. the personalities replace them as role models and do in fact influence...but they are human too and we as a society decide to reward or not reward these people with our wallets.

She is pretty hot if you ask me btw.
 

Mr. Anderson

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wdlove said:
She is correct to threaten him about adultery.
Um, that's just silly - its one thing to say "Do cheat" but to threaten sleeping with dozens of others just to 'get even' is just not right. Sounds more like a publicity stunt than anything else. Regardless, not a very respectable or mature way to handle a situation, especially in a relationship.

Bleh.

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wdlove

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Mr. Anderson said:
Um, that's just silly - its one thing to say "Do cheat" but to threaten sleeping with dozens of others just to 'get even' is just not right. Sounds more like a publicity stunt than anything else. Regardless, not a very respectable or mature way to handle a situation, especially in a relationship.

Bleh.

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For her to have threatened him in public like that was silly. Of course the way that she planned to punish him was completely stupid. I think others are correct, it's probably more of a publicity stunt. Her publicity is certainly going to result in negativity.
 

Mechcozmo

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mactastic said:
Aw crap, I thought about a bunch of scantily clad women partying at my house earlier today when I posted in another thread. Guess it's off to hell with me. :rolleyes:
"You're gonna go ta hell fer that one!"
--I love to say this...


Stupid publicity stunt. Two wrongs do not make a right. Two "rights" do make an airplane though....
 

herr_neumann

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wdlove said:
She is correct to threaten him about adultery. Morally it is wrong no matter what. She doesn't realize that by her statement she has already committed adultery. According to strict interpretation thinking about sex with another in your heart is an act of adultery. A very sad commentary on our society that those in leadership roles would pose that kind of example to our youth. :eek:
I think the sad commentary is that you think a baseball player is a leader...... Don't think that would fly in my profession.
 

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wdlove said:
Her publicity is certainly going to result in negativity.
Ha! I think you might find that to be in error....given the sensationalism and the fact that she said this on the Howard Stern show only fuels the fire. Its too bad its not baseball season, because if it was and she shows up to a game she'll get plenty of air time ;)

Most people with think its just funny and a bit stupid, but they'd love to read about the woman who *did* the whole team because her husband cheated on her.

And there's no mention of what the other players' wives and girlfriends have said. I'm sure they're not all too pleased with this :D

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wdlove

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herr_neumann said:
I think the sad commentary is that you think a baseball player is a leader...... Don't think that would fly in my profession.
Professional ball players are considered by many to be role models. Many youngsters dream of playing ball someday. So they want to emulate them. The ballplayers of 20 - 30 years ago were for the most part acted responsibly in public.

What is your profession?

I certainly wouldn't want to be Kris Benson when Spring Training begins next year. As said his team mates aren't going to take this publicity very well. I'm sure that there are still some ball players that will find this offensive.
 

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mactastic said:
Aw crap, I thought about a bunch of scantily clad women partying at my house earlier today when I posted in another thread. Guess it's off to hell with me. :rolleyes:
So the Budweiser worked? <reference to other thread>
 

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not if I was 20th in line I wouldn't... heheh :eek: :p
That would be a bit much if there was a line - nasty....

I think he'll be getting a lot of crap from his teammates - hopefully he has a sense of humor and can take it - otherwise things might get rough.

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jsw

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mactastic said:
Nope, didn't work. But I thought about them, and apparently that's enough to send me off to hell.
Yes, but look at it this way: it's a nice mechanism to eliminate the need for heaven (i.e., make the rules such that no one can get in). Saves a lot of money when you can shut down half of the afterlife....
 

Thirteenva

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A better play would be for her to salvage a bit of her dignity and just leave him, should he cheat.