If you know someone who is masturbating, tell someone before it’s too late.

Discussion in 'Politics, Religion, Social Issues' started by rdowns, Feb 1, 2014.

  1. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    This has to be one of the creepiest, religious propaganda films I've ever seen.

    http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/02/...tm_campaign=Feed:+TheRawStory+(The+Raw+Story)

     
  2. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    This is what happens when furtive little minds have too much time on their hands. (no pun intended)
     
  3. yg17 macrumors G5

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    im doing smethng t my bishp but definately not talkng srry for typos only hve 1 hand free
     
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    You masturbate a lot? Your local bishop can help!
     
  5. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    If it's a bishop, you're lucky you can speak, as it were.
     
  6. NewbieCanada macrumors 68030

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    One of the British euphemisms for masturbation is banging/bashing the bishop.
     
  7. Shrink macrumors G3

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    Thanks for explaining the meaning of the expression to us out-of-towners, you wanker!:(

    I was going to reply that one must take care when seeking consultation from one's Bishop, one must be aware that one may be interrupting him as he may be...ah...busy at the time.:p

    ;) :D
     
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    Pun intended... lol. :) I use Nair to remove the hair from my palms...problem solved. ;)
     
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    The local Catholic church once drove an entire bus full of nuns to my house to get me to quit masturbating. Funny thing was, all that did was make me want to do it MORE!
     
  11. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    I was an early-bloomer.

    I've worn glasses since I was 6, :p
     
  12. rdowns thread starter macrumors Penryn

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    Never heard it referred to as a bishop before. Does that mean it only moves diagonally?
     
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    Too much is when you ask what's too much. :p
     
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    I'd say it's when the chafing starts.
     
  16. VulchR macrumors 68020

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    Oops I think I am going blin
     
  17. Bug-Creator macrumors 6502

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    Which means you should consider upgrading your DSL-speed :p
     
  18. Shrink macrumors G3

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    What's really kind of scary and depressing about the video is that there are people who buy into all that absurd crap.

    And they are might reproduce and pass on whatever gene of stupidity allows them to believe such total horse poop.

    They are also permitted to own sharp implements and drive cars.

    Scary...:eek:
     
  19. yg17 macrumors G5

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    Haven't heard 'beat the bishop' before? rdowns, I am so disappointed in you :D
     
  20. JohnLT13 macrumors 6502a

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    If your in line at the DMV. Too much:eek:
     
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    lmfao, nice.
     
  22. thekev macrumors 604

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    Just be glad it wasn't a knight.
     
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    Or a queen, then there would really be some esplaining to do.
     
  24. thekev macrumors 604

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    Well technically the King can also move in any direction, although I was really making an obscure joke about Peyronie's Disease.
     
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