If you know someone who is masturbating, tell someone before it’s too late.

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macrumors Penryn
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This has to be one of the creepiest, religious propaganda films I've ever seen.

A motivational video released by Brigham Young University–Idaho has garnered attention online for urging students to identify to religious officials friends they think are masturbating too much. And it compares the effort to rescuing a fellow soldier during war.

“If you need to, talk to your bishop,” school president Kim B. Clark says in the video, “Wounded On The Battlefield,” which was released last month. “Tell someone who can do something that you have a friend in trouble.”

The video opens with footage of a young man, who Clark says is “spiritually wounded on the battlefield of the Great War,” alone in a darkened room because of an addiction to pornography, while his roommate leaves, apparently feeling unable to help. Clark does not identify the “Great War” in question.

Suddenly, the scene shifts to a battlefield, with the porn-addled young man trapped in the crossfire and the roommate torn between helping him and staying behind safe cover.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/02/01/byu-idaho-warns-its-students-against-masturbation-in-earnest-war-themed-video/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+TheRawStory+(The+Raw+Story)

 

Shrink

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One of the British euphemisms for masturbation is banging/bashing the bishop.
Thanks for explaining the meaning of the expression to us out-of-towners, you wanker!:(

I was going to reply that one must take care when seeking consultation from one's Bishop, one must be aware that one may be interrupting him as he may be...ah...busy at the time.:p

;) :D
 

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macrumors Penryn
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im doing smethng t my bishp but definately not talkng srry for typos only hve 1 hand free

Never heard it referred to as a bishop before. Does that mean it only moves diagonally?
 

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What's really kind of scary and depressing about the video is that there are people who buy into all that absurd crap.

And they are might reproduce and pass on whatever gene of stupidity allows them to believe such total horse poop.

They are also permitted to own sharp implements and drive cars.

Scary...:eek:
 

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Or a queen, then there would really be some esplaining to do.
Well technically the King can also move in any direction, although I was really making an obscure joke about Peyronie's Disease.