Well played OP, well played.
That said... it's an interesting question in some ways. If the rumours are right and we get a Retina display, better camera, improved processor etc with the iPad 3, well, what's left to do? I really struggle to think what might make me upgrade to be honest. A new form factor would be cool but personally I love the existing design and can't really think what you'd do to make it significantly better (other than a weight reduction I guess). Improved SOC is a given but you need software to take advantage of that power so waiting a cycle isn't necessarily a bad thing.
Might just be me of course but I can't think of any must-have addition that I'd say was missing from the line (again, assuming the iPad 3 matched the rumours).