iPhone is your Salvation

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  1. skunk macrumors G4

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    I wonder if it has an encrypted section for paedophile priests.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-12391129
     
  2. Queso macrumors G4

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    More proof that the iTunes App Store is mostly full of crap :)
     
  3. iStudentUK macrumors 65816

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    Top in App purchase - "Absolution of Sins Pack" £99

    Another attempt by the Church to try and remain current, wonder what next? Catholic TV?
     
  4. obeygiant macrumors 68040

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    Praise the lord! Maybe iPhone 5 will have a direct line to Jesus..
     
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    You guys don't have this over there? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_Word_Television_Network

    It's broken on my cable service and appears on 3 channels. :rolleyes:
     
  6. iStudentUK macrumors 65816

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    On my God! I don't think we do. We have the God channel (but nobody watches that). I should have thought to check US services, you guys are all Bible-bashers right?! ;)
     
  7. skunk thread starter macrumors G4

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    But is the network which is above the firmament CDMA or GSM?
     
  8. obeygiant macrumors 68040

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    Could be. I heard those Qualcomm chips are heavenly.
     
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  11. Queso macrumors G4

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    Just like the Church itself :p
     
  12. Heilage macrumors 68030

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    I'm gonna download that app just to see how screwed I am if they are right.
     
  13. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    More likely a daily download to The Vatican. [​IMG]
     
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    We used to get BCTV on the AMC 3 satellite before the 4DTV signals were cut off. Creepy stuff, but at least it was not the Mormons.
     
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    And remember, even if you only think about doing a sinful act, you're still a bad, bad, boy.
     
  16. Heilage macrumors 68030

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    Oh my, I am truly screwed.
     
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    It seriously costs money? This is just as big of scam as scientology! :rolleyes:
     
  19. codymac macrumors 6502

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    $1.99?! iPhone nailed to door in 3... 2... 1...
    :D
     
  20. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    99¢ for Steve, and the developer, and $1 for the Pope.
     
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    :eek::eek:

    Guess you better not get that vasectomy...
     
  22. Peterkro macrumors 68020

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    I'm a day time Atheist and a night time Catholic :

    Brendan Behan,Republican,lush and libertarian.
     
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    It gives the sinners ideas.

     

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