It’s Hammer Time! NYPD shoots maniac who clubbed several strangers on the head.

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  1. FieldingMellish Suspended

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    This is a man that went around attacking people for no good reason. Police spotted the man, the man produced a hammer and approached the questioning officer; the other cop shot the man. He died later at a hospital.
     
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    That cop is an animal, and should go to jail for life! I hate cops!

    ...that's what you wanted to hear, right? I hate to disappoint.
     
  4. citizenzen macrumors 65816

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    No. No.

    That hammerer is an animal, and deserved to be shot! I hate hammerers!

    ...that's what you wanted to hear, right? I hate to disappoint.
     
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    Play stupid games, win stupid prizes amirite?
     
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    only the "assault" ones
     
  9. citizenzen macrumors 65816

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    OMG. It's contagious.

    :eek:
     
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    You can pry my pneumatic jackhammer from my cold, dead hands. :mad:
     
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    Ban home restoration shows that glorify hammers.
     
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    I for one would like to know Obama's position on hammers, and if he is planning any legislation?

    Think about the children!!
     
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    The man who was shot was the vanguard of an invading government force that was going to impose martial law on New York, wielding their mighty hammers.
     
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    I challenge you to go an entire day only posting 'jkcerda memes'. Video of Rachel Maddow show included.
     
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    this one?
     
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    And while we're at it, I guess we should ban bowling as well. :p :rolleyes:

    /s

    BL.
     
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    He already beat me to it. Plus the two already mentioned in this thread are the only jkcerda memes I can think of off the top of my head.

    ...guess this means I'll have to do some research.
     
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    Do you have have a high capacity detachable air clip(sorry "compressor")?
    Does it have that shoulder thing that Goes Up?
    Is it pre or post ban?
    Did you have to go through a background check to buy it?
     
  21. thekev macrumors 604

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    You could always blend in Meister memes and tell everyone that atheism is the reason we have parachute pants.
     
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    You could also research Hieveryone's Hot 10 girl's and Wall street ethics or lack of (It happen near Wall Street).:p
     
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    Thing is, atheism IS the reason why we have parachute pants. M.C Hammer ended up feeling so guilty about it, he became a minister.

    As for Meister, I'll just leave this...

    [​IMG]
     
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    Ain't nobiddy taking my Mjolnir.:mad:

    Besides, everything DOES look like a nail.:p

    If the dude ain't named Maxwell and his hammer ain't silver, you've got no case. Sorry bub.
     

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