Jesus christ!

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  1. Mac'nCheese macrumors 68030

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  2. Rt&Dzine macrumors 6502a

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    The billboards are good use of Church donations. What will be his excuse when it doesn't happen? Oh, wait . . .

    The good news is if you die on May 21st, you might get to go to heaven.
     
  3. Moyank24 macrumors 601

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    Here in Houston, there have been billboards about this for months.

    http://www.familyradio.com/index2.html

    I do wonder what people expect is going to happen on May 21, and what they will do when nothing does.
     
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    Judgement day was 19th of April 2011 at 20:11. It came and went.
     
  6. Rt&Dzine macrumors 6502a

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    If you don't die on that day, you're a reject.
     
  7. Mac'nCheese thread starter macrumors 68030

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    It was just postponed. Remember, you can destroy the hardware, but it lives in the software...
     
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    Jeez what is wrong with some people. Anyway if you believe this and are still here on May 22, 2011 please can you do us a favor and go kill yourself. I'm tired of seeing people like this everywhere now.

    Also there world is not going to end because some people on shrooms created a calendar that only goes up to the year 2012.
     
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    :(

    Do you think we will see any of those cult-like mass suicides from crazies thinking it really is going to be the end of the world?
     
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    I hope so. Anyone dumb enough to believe this crap needs to remove themselves from the gene pool.
     
  11. emiljan macrumors 6502

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    ^^ that sounds like a great idea. This country is becoming full of these nutcases.
     
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    I call fake! Who uses a pen and paper calendar in 2011?
     
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    Oh well, Jel Sert must be pleased…
    Sales projections for early to mid May are looking good.

    [​IMG]
     
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    This is fantastic. Finally a sure fire way to prove that god doesn't exist and Jesus is a fraud.

    I trust that all these people will do the decent thing and renounce Christianity on May 22nd.
     
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    I wouldn't hold my breath… dates like these have come and gone many times before.
    Nothing puts those weirdos off from trying again and again and again…
     
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    There are billboards around here Erie for months too. Like I said before, when I get the time and remember my camera I'll take a picture of it.

    Have you seen the Atheists billboard in Cali and other places? (I'll try to dig up a pic of it. I saw it on CNN.) It basicly says party with us on May 21 & 22. LOL

    Hugh
     
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    Careful, that might decrease the US' population to half of its current size :eek:
     
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    You smilie that like it's a bad thing. :confused:
     
  22. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

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    "The Return of Christ"? Didn't they make that movie years ago?

    Followed by "The Revenge of Christ", "The Curse of Christ", "Taste the Blood of Christ", "Frankenstein Meets Christ", "Dr. Christ and the Bikini Machine", "Galilee Christ and the Temple of Doom" and of course the prequel, "Jesus the Christ and the Blustery Day".
     
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    Uh yeah, do you want to live in a country full of fools?
     
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    What happened to Dec 21, 2012? Now I'll have to change all the party hats. :mad:
     

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