Ok, we've had poop threads and politics, heck, we've even had funny pictures and puns... how bout old fashioned jokes. My uncle went to the proctologist for the first time on turning 50. He walked into the office and was asked to undress. Nervously he undressed and put on his robe. While sitting on the table, he looked around the room, and he noticed that there were several items set out awaiting the doctor's arrival. He saw a pair of latex gloves, a tube of KY jelly, a proctoscope (snakelike device) and a beer. As you can expect, the beer caught his eye. Several agonizing minutes went by before the doctor arrived. My uncle couldn't hold back. As soon as the doctor closed the door, he said that he knew what the gloves, ky jelly and proctoscope were for, but the beer can was making him very nervous. The doctor looked at the items, shook his head and went back to the door. He opened it and yelled out to his nurse, "I said a Butt Light."