Just had the worst NIGHTMARE.

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  1. campingsk8er macrumors 6502

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    I just had the worst nightmare. I was watching the keynote for today and they went through all the specs as normal.. And then they got to the name and announced it as the iPhone Fit! The crowd went absolutely crazy, and that's when Steve said (yeah Steve, not Tim) "That's right guys! Not only are we releasing a new iPhone, we are also releasing the iFit Wear (the iWatch)!" The crowd went even crazier. And he ended the speech saying "Guys, we couldn't be happier with this products, we think you are gonna love them too which is why the bundled package is only $1699... And that's Texas dollars too"

    Oh my do I have issues.. I may have woken up crying.
     
  2. markyr17 macrumors 65816

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    Just had the worst NIGHTMARE.

    Maybe it was a prophecy!!!

    (As to what the watch will be named)

    Probably not though
     
  3. yanki01 macrumors 68040

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    I'm trying to figure out what Texas dollars are?
     
  4. ChimpNamedEnid macrumors member

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  5. Jesla macrumors 6502

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    You still have 2 hours, go back to sleep........
     
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    At least you got some sleep. Not so for the rest of us (click pic for a laugh) :) ...
     

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  8. firedept macrumors 603

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    Very funny. Bet you are already lined up outside an Apple Store as well. Come on, admit it!
     
  9. MagicHAM macrumors regular

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    Hey i had a nightmare once apple merged with microsoft. And became AppleSoft. :p

    Sorry but your nightmare made laugh :p hehe.
     
  10. Hustler1337 macrumors 68000

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    Jesus Christ, this is getting too far.

    Apple need to announce this ASAP before someone gets killed.
     
  11. ucfgrad93 macrumors P6

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    The Texas dollars was my favorite part of the dream.:D
     
  12. campingsk8er thread starter macrumors 6502

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    Oh I have absolutely NO IDEA what the Texas Dollars mean...
     
  13. chrf097 macrumors 68040

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    I...uh...what?

    Control Tower this is 49 Mike Oscar Delta Sierra, incoming drop into the wasteland, over.
    Control Tower to 49, you're clear to drop, over.
     
  14. campingsk8er thread starter macrumors 6502

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    Omg I can't even imagine. I think I would scream if that was the name of the device.
     
  15. TWO2SEVEN macrumors 68040

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    I have lived in Texas for 23 years and I have no idea what Texas Dollars are. Maybe they won't tell me since I wasn't born here. I'll ask my wife.
     
  16. yanki01 macrumors 68040

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    born and raised...no clue and never heard the term. :cool:
     
  17. chrf097 macrumors 68040

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    [​IMG]
     
  18. yanki01 macrumors 68040

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    we had our own money...
    [​IMG]
     
  19. TWO2SEVEN macrumors 68040

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    Haha!

    Usually the hardest part about getting the new phone is waking up at night to pre-order it. Now I have to track down money from the Republic... :rolleyes:
     
  20. Jessica Lares macrumors G3

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    Everything's bigger in Texas, even our money. :D

    I thankfully didn't have any nightmares. But I had two cups of coffee this morning in preparation and now I'm dead tired. :mad:
     
  21. yanki01 macrumors 68040

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    i'm on cup 2!!!! LETS GOOOOO!!! :cool:
     
  22. Jessica Lares macrumors G3

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    I need another, but there's no more. :mad: I think I will have to indulge in sugary soft drinks instead.
     
  23. slojave macrumors member

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    Everything is bigger in Texas. I wonder if the 5.5 iPhone is the only iPhone sold in Texas! :eek:
     
  24. jamezr macrumors G4

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    I am on my 3rd cup of java.....but my cups are 24oz!

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    Joke of the day...

     
  25. iCore24 macrumors 6502

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    Im being 100% serious right now!

    I had a dream I was with Tim Cook, and he whispered iTime to me and told me not to tell anyone.

    I went crazy he would trust me!
     

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