Lando Calrissian Goes All Ways (spoilers?)

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  1. Mac'nCheese, May 17, 2018
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    The writers of Solo have said that:
    “Lando appears to be pansexual.
    Lando’s sexual preferences ― possibly including men, women and droids ― are the subject of more than a few lines of dialogue in “Solo.”
     
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    I think you need to change 'both' to 'all' :D
     
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    R2 bares it all:

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    Sorry, I should have marked this "NSFW".
     
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  5. IWantItThatWay, May 17, 2018
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    In Empire, he is clearly infatuated with Leia big time.

    IMO this is what should've happened in The Last Jedi:

    *FINN IS ABOUT TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF TO SAVE THE RESISTANCE
    *ALL OF A SUDDEN HIS SHIP IS HIT BEHIND BY.... POE DAMERON!
    *FINN GOES UP TO POE DAMERON:
    Finn: Why did you do that?!?!? I could've saved so many people!
    Poe: "Sometimes we win by not fighting those we hate.... but to save the ones we love."
    *POE DAMERON GOES FOR A KISS, AND FINN RECIPROCATES
    *FINN SMILES
    Finn: "We'll get you out of here."

    THIS would've been the time to do it, not to change already existing characters who clearly are straight.
     
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    He should be more worried getting one from an Ewok.

    BL.
     
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    Little mouth and big teeth usually isn't a winning combo.
     
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    Unless it's for story reason, I'm against it. Never, NEVER, *NEVER* screw up an establish character. Lando didn't show any of those inclinations in any of the previous movies. All for the sudden, he's into stuff that would make Casanova blush.:rolleyes:
    Let there be a good story reason for him being so...umm...promiscuous. Otherwise, they just lost another fan.
     
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    You’re penis doesn’t resemble a USB-A connector?

    *hurridly makes a doctors appointment*
     
  11. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

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    First time I ever heard of pansexuality was this guy.

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    And he did it so well. :D
     
  12. BoxerGT2.5 macrumors 68000

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    Fortunately no. lol
     
  13. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

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    The main character from the TV show, Jim Phelps, allofasudden becomes a bad guy and a traitor to his country. Really?

    What's next? Captain Kirk sells out the Federation to the Romulans?
    That, and they seem to prefer action over espionage.
     
  14. Mac'nCheese thread starter macrumors 68040

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    Right, that’s why the actor who originally played him refused to do the movie. I never understood why they couldn’t just do a reboot with Tom cruise playing Jim and someone else being his mentor/bad guy. Or just have it as a new generation type of thing.
     
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    You mean (arguably) the most charming ladies' man of the original trilogy just got ret-conned? So not only is Solo a movie that was never needed, now they're using it to tinker with established characters so they're more Current Year?
     
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    All that's missing is a 40 ounce bottle of Colt Malt Liquor. ;)

    BL.
     
  17. Mac'nCheese thread starter macrumors 68040

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    I think it might be more of a joke thing, like he even wants to get it on with the droids. But I’m sure wanting to be more “woke” is part of the reason they did this too.
     
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    My read on this is that Tom Cruise, being the producer of these things, wanted to definitively kill off all connection to the previous version of the franchise. I could be wrong, but that’s how I see it.
     

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