Donald Rumsfeld: "You go into snowstorms with the plows you have." Tucker Carlson: "We were hoping the snowstorm would be funnier. Come on, snow, be funny!" George Bush: "You know what would fix this snowstorm? Tax cuts!!" Michael Moore: "Congressman, would you be willing to send your kid into this snowstorm?" Swift Boat Veterans for 'Truth': "Decades ago, when your city employees were supposed to be clearing the streets, they turned and ran. We depended on them. They are unfit to plow." Ann Coulter: "Typical liberal weather! We should let them all freeze to death! That'd show them!" Red state voters: "This snowstorm is so gay. We're against it." John Kerry: "The wrong snowstorm at the wrong time." Rush Limbaugh: "It's Clinton's fault!" Bill O'Reilly: "Shut up!"