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Let's just be honest...I've downloaded a ******** of porn
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All the makings of a fantastic man and a even better relationship.
You need to reset your browsers to clear cache and such. If you're downloaded videos best do a spotlight search for all possible video files and delete that. I would then go into your library/application support and make sure there's not a little folder plopped in there by some app that would normally be found on a porn site that had to be downloaded to view the videos. I would go into keychain and delete references to saved passwords to such sites.
I would then recommend letting your girl know that you watch porn. Why you may ask? Frankly, as a girl who wouldn't be fond of the idea that someone close to her was watching porn, I think it's a topic that has to be discussed and she has to give a little. It sounds though that you're young and you have little respect for her anyway so who knows what is in store for you.
Really?
I watch porn with my girlfriend. Not everyone has hangups about it, even if others try to shove their socioreligious ethics down our throat.
Most people who are in comfortable, jealousy-free relationships have learned that we don't have to compete with the actor or actress their mate is into, and they're aware that they don't need to measure themselves by whatever type of porn their mate is watching because it's a completely different sphere.
I do agree that honesty is the best policy, though.
"Honey, I've watched an S-load of porn on my computer, and I'm not all that comfortable with you sifting through it" should be fine if they're at a deeper stage in their relationship.
However, this is probably why she wants to data-mine his computer. Unless she's completely naive, she already knows he's watched a ton of porn, and is curious.
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THIS!
1. Easy access right from your hard drive
2. Road trips
3. Internet down during storm or whatever
4. Networking porn from your house computer to your work office
5. Because you are proud of the triple digit GB number for space consumed by porn...
AND THE LIST GOES ON.
Now BOW to your pRon Master here!
Sensai
I suggest you truecrypt your drive ASAP (http://www.truecrypt.org).
Then tell your GF you did this some time ago, and that you could lose all your data if she started experimenting with your drive.
Then tell your GF you did this some time ago, and that you could lose all your data if she started experimenting with your drive.
1/ You ain't our "brother", matey.
2/ Your reference to your girlfriend as "bitch" is both insulting, and pathetic.
3/ Why don't you just admit to her that you view porn, as you're expectations of her are probably misaligned with what you see online.
4/ Worry about your relationship, deeply, and resolve your issues.
You're a man. Act like one. If you like porn, then she needs to deal with that, plain and simple. You shouldn't have to hide it from her. My wife knows about my collection and has no problem with it.
"Wait..........WAIT.....I have a solution
Just pour beef fat on it, it will be fecked and your testes will not get shut in the car door............COOL"
Too funny, Zoomungus! Good on you for linking these two posts. Oh, this is a most entertaining thread. (And I'm a mom.) ****LOADs of fun!
Just pour beef fat on it, it will be fecked and your testes will not get shut in the car door............COOL"
Too funny, Zoomungus! Good on you for linking these two posts. Oh, this is a most entertaining thread. (And I'm a mom.) ****LOADs of fun!
So you're lying about your porn and your girlfriend is using her class as a thinly veiled excuse to snoop around and see if you've been looking at porn.
Eh? What part of tongue in cheek don't you get?
Geez... this place is so humorless and dry at times. Especially in a thread of this nature.
Assuming you're going to get the computer back eventually, why bother deleting anything? It's your porn, you shouldn't have to erase it.
Your comparing opposing forces that have to co-exist with perfectly matched pairs. It's Apple's and Oranges
Speaking of shoving things down throats....lets get back on topic about what to do about the porn
My suggestion is to buy an external hard drive, stick all your porn on that, zero format your internal drive and reinstall the OS, and hide the external and don't tell her you have it.Speaking of shoving things down throats....lets get back on topic about what to do about the porn
She'll find it...maybe not soon, but she will. At some point you're going to have to either tell her about the porn, or stop seeing her. However, no matter who you're with, at some point, you'll have to tell her about it. It really isn't that bad...unless you're into some crazy stuff. So, as long as you're not into tentacle raping, you'll be fine.
Of course, she's obviously trying to find that out anyway.
I knew you had Two Girls, One Cup.
Ya know, I had almost completely forgotten about that video until I read your post.
That crap will give you nightmares.
Ya know, I had almost completely forgotten about that video until I read your post.
That crap will give you nightmares.
Lulz. Puns.
Someone should start a thread that asks how much GB of porn they have on their computer
I'd totally win.
Thats a really odd thing to brag about Dev.
EDIT: Its not the amount of GB of porn you have, its the quality of that porn that matters. Sage wisdom.
A lot of women seem to think this, and I assure you its not true. We men like to look at porn, but I promise you, we ALL realize how ridiculous it is. Nobody expects real-life women to act like that. I wouldnt even WANT my girlfriend to! Being a big slut like that would be a pretty big turnoff to me I mean theres being sexual and then theres being a whore porn actresses kinda cross that line. But that doesnt mean it cant be fun to look at sometimes.
Just trust me. Guys dont use porn as their standard to measure girls by. If they did, there would be a lot less relationships, cuz ALL guys watch porn.
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