Letterman: Top Ten Reasons to Buy the iPad 2

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  1. DuckSoup macrumors 6502a

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    I dunno, except for a couple or three, overall this is a pretty lame Top 10 if you ask me, but I figured I'd share anyway since it hasn't been posted yet. #2 is my favorite :)

    Top Ten Reasons to Buy the iPad 2
    From the March 15th show

    10: Special microchip makes it obsolete 50% faster.

    9: Apple will sell it to you for $100 if you tell 'em Dave sent you.

    8: So thin you can use it to chop vegetables!

    7: Comes with a camera on the front, one on the back, and one in your neighbor's shower.

    6: This is off topic, but who buys tickets to see a live Charlie Sheen show?

    5: New app that makes any room smell like biscuits.

    4: No number 4 -- writer still on line waiting for an iPad 2.

    3: Isn't it about time you did something for you?

    2: Instead of a touch screen it has a lick screen.

    1: In this economy, who doesn't have 600 bucks to throw around?
     
  2. vincenz macrumors 601

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    I wonder if Apple PR slips these talk show hosts some bills under the table for the mention.
     
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    this one is the best
     
  5. ucfgrad93 macrumors P6

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    This one actually made me laugh.:D
     
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  7. GadgetAddict macrumors 6502

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    Folks, since we're on this topic, is there something wrong with me that I find NONE of Letterman's jokes funny? Ever???.. :confused:

    To give an idea of my taste, I can't get enough of Ferguson. Now he's a funny guy!..
     
  8. jb007clone macrumors 6502

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    People mostly clap at Letterman jokes. That's a sign that you're not funny anymore. If you were, people would laugh.
     
  9. Sketchr macrumors 6502a

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    Over the past few years, he stopped being funny and went political. Or maybe it was the other way around.
     
  10. Chupa Chupa macrumors G5

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    No, you are perfectly normal. Letterman hasn't been funny since he left NBC. The mid to late 80's were his glory years. He's just a bitter hack now phoning it in day after day.
     
  11. SteveKnobs macrumors 6502

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    Letterman is definitely not funny. But he is way funnier than that jerk Leno.
     
  12. DuckSoup thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    Well, this thread sure didn't go the way I had anticipated. :-(
     
  13. GadgetAddict macrumors 6502

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    It sure didn't.. My apologies for going off with the list and asking if Letterman is funny.

    In an effort to get back on track, the whole list (like all of his top 10 lists) is very lame but this one is a tiny bit funny.

     
  14. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    Want to know the top 10 reasons why? :D
     
  15. Eso macrumors 68000

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    The only funny late night talk show host is Conan - and even then it's iffy.
     
  16. mattkap macrumors member

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    Went to Letterman a few years back....you are constantly applauding and laughing at things that don't necessarily deserve it. You get caught up in being there.
     

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