I was thinking last night - many of us will refer to Steverino as a god. It got me thinking - how would the world be a different place if it were Steve (with minor deity Ives standing by his throne) that had created it? Using what we know of Steve, of Apple, of their products, and of their business model, what would have been the process by which the world was created? How would things work? And humans - how and why? Would garbage cans turn into eject buttons under certain circumstances? So, I thought a Lit Challenge would be fun. Write a creation story (a spoof of your favorite holy book or something completely fresh) beginning with Steve, Ives, and an empty universe. Rules: 1. You may write in prose, poetry, or song spoof. 2. Obviously, no direct insult toward non-Steve religions. 3. Have fun! Let's see if us Mac people are really as creative as everyone says we are.