So I was cruising through space in a Nasa rocket on my way to check out the moon, when suddenly a bright purple portal exploded out of nowhere. I decided to screw Nasa and check out the portal instead. When I made the turn, Nasa started calling me on the radio for weeks until they finally lost hope.. they think I'm dead. If I ever go back to earth I'm sure I'd be thrown in jail for aborting my mission. It's been 4 months since then and I've finally arrived at the gateway to this portal.. This place is amazing. I've set up a live footage connection to the gateway and wired it online using Nasanet.. but I'm lightyears away, so it won't be online until 12/26/05. Prepare for that day and spread the news! Here's a pic of me the day I arrived: Peace!