Man files suit against Steve Jobs, claiming OJ is his hitman

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  1. ErikCLDR macrumors 68000

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    Lets hope this isn't going to end up like the boy that cried wolf :p:p:p:p:p

    Nuclear Missiles aimed at Lance Armstrong's bike. Is that really that improbable? I mean, how many times has Lance had cancer?
     
  2. killerrobot macrumors 68020

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    This is good, but it doesn't beat his 63 billion billion lawsuit.
     
  3. ghall macrumors 68040

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    I was reading this earlier, and I was like "WTF???" Made absolutely no sense at all.
     
  4. Mistershark macrumors regular

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    This is why they seriously need to consider getting cable in prison...
     
  5. yg17 macrumors G5

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    Oh, no, it's not 63 billion. It's "$63,000,000,000 billion", or "63 billion billion", or "63 quintillion" or $63,000,000,000,000,000,000 :D
     
  6. killerrobot macrumors 68020

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    Didn't I say billion billion?:confused:
    Seems like Vicks got off way too easy.
     
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    His suit against George Bush, various buddhist monks, the celestial object Pluto and others totaling 783 defendants was the best, but his suit against Mossad and Larry King for trying to hijack his torso was up there too.

    What am I saying? They're all gold.
     
  9. yg17 macrumors G5

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    Oh crap, you did :D


    'Tis been a long day ;)
     
  10. Drile macrumors member

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    Next thing we know a judge will be sue a laundromat for 25 million. Oh wait...
     

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