Man reported to police for ‘revenge fart’..

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Have you ever revenge farted?

  1. Yes

    14 vote(s)
    41.2%
  2. No

    11 vote(s)
    32.4%
  3. Never farted

    9 vote(s)
    26.5%
  1. obeygiant macrumors 68040

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    Man reported to police for ‘revenge fart’ after woman refused to have sex

    A Man Was Reported to Police for Farting

    A man in Laholm, Hallan County in Sweden was reported to police because he farted after the woman he was with denied to have sex with him.


    She reported the incident to the local police saying that his “revenge fart” disturbed her peace of mind.

    The man and the woman, whose names were not released to the public, had talked of having sex in a different occasion, but they are not in a relationship. According to the woman, the man visited her in her house with the desire to have sex with her. When she refused to indulge him, he simply farted and left.

    “It smelled very bad in my flat,” the woman said in her police report.

    The police spokesperson said that they had an obligation to check if criminal actions were involved. But the incident was not investigated further. The news just made it to the local papers.



    LOL, Sweden
     
  2. garirry macrumors 68000

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    "Oh no, he farted! That must mean he is a sexist bitch with the intention of attacking all women who don't want to have sex with him!"
     
  3. obeygiant thread starter macrumors 68040

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    I mean they should be having sex with him to spare the rest of us. Its like a hostage situation!
     
  4. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    Farting is not a crime. Dutch ovens, on the other hand...


    Wow, someone has issues with women.
     
  5. garirry macrumors 68000

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    Excuse me? All I'm parodying is the extreme cases of ultra-feminism, when a man does something minor to a woman and they proceed to call them out on sexism.
     
  6. Goatllama macrumors 6502a

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    This is officially my favorite thread. The poll really pushed it over the top. :D
     
  7. bradl macrumors 68040

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    This thread already went there, so this is simply apropos.

    Mods, if the language is too much, feel free to make the video a link instead of embedded.

    Obligatory Revenge/Fart Game clip, from Eddie Murphy. Enjoy!



    BL.
     
  8. mrkramer macrumors 603

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    Sounds like two idiots, probably a good thing that they didn't accidentally reproduce together.
     
  9. OLDCODGER macrumors 6502a

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    I'm not sure which to go with:-

    I fart in your general direction

    or

    Women! can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em!
     
  10. monokakata macrumors 68000

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    No matter how many times I read the original post, I don't smell any feminism. Yeah, the complaintant was a woman. Otherwise -- I don't see it. I smell only weirdness and special snowflake-ness, neither of which -- in my experience -- have any connection with ultra-feminism.

    If you do, go ahead and explain it to me.
     
  11. Mr. Buzzcut macrumors 65816

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    Her flat smelled of flatus. Seems appropriate somehow.
     
  12. Nukemkb macrumors 6502a

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    Sounds like those two were just made for each other!:eek:
     
  13. Mr. Buzzcut macrumors 65816

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    Can you also notify the police if the sex is not as satisfying as expected? Say he finished without her reaching orgasm? Federal offense? What if the flatus presented itself during sex? What if the sex was good up to that point? So many questions. Good thing the government is there to help sort it out, or clear the air as it were.
     
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  15. lobeyonekenobi macrumors regular

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    This is hilarious, good on the bloke for venting (pun intended) his frustrations with his flatulence, how can you get angry at a story like this, should be made law, if when a man is refused sex he has the right to pass wind in the refusers direction.
     
  16. Wondercow macrumors 6502a

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    I like the Emo Philips version:
     
  17. phrehdd macrumors 68040

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    So is there a Swedish counterpart to the "Dutch Oven?"
     
  18. Mr. Buzzcut macrumors 65816

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  19. phrehdd macrumors 68040

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    Maybe they should step up production and use it against ISIS (grin).
     
  20. northernmunky macrumors 6502a

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    Damn! I should have been reported to police a thousand times already!
     
  21. obeygiant thread starter macrumors 68040

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    I am a little surprised that close to half the member who voted actually revenge farted. It wouldn't have occurred to me to do such a thing. I usually fart as a punctuation or joke a scenario.

    "Revenge is a dish best served cold..." - Khan
     
  22. lobeyonekenobi macrumors regular

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    I usually fart as a necessity, too many beans you see:eek:
     
  23. aaronvan Suspended

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    He didn't even trap her under the covers. Waste of a good fart.
     
  24. Limey77 macrumors regular

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    As amusing as it is, the whole thing is ridiculous. At least the police didn't take it seriously. Otherwise no more beams for me - ever!
     
  25. Prof. macrumors 601

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    Not the same thing, but a similar incident occurred at my job. A female guest at my restaurant demanded we discount her bill beyond reason after a bottle of wine was accidentally added to her bill. We removed the bottle of wine from her bill and apologized profusely. Her credit card was not charged - she merely received her bill, which listed a $50 bottle of wine she did not order.

    She complained to one of our managers and demand her whole bill be taken care of due to a "threat to her livelihood". Our manager told her that's not something we can/will do. Annoyed, the female guest called the city police and said her life was in "danger" and that she was being "threatened" by our manager, which of course was a complete lie.

    It's amazing the **** people pull when their feelings are hurt.
     

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