MAN STABS SELF TO DEATH IN FONTANA TARGET

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  1. jkcerda, Mar 31, 2016
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    http://abc7.com/news/man-stabs-self-to-death-in-fontana-target/1269309/
    clean up on aisle 5, sell sell sell, we need to remake the money we are going to lose when they take the knife into evidence . about 1 block from my daughters school

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    guess Obamacare is not working .
     
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    Bad call on the manager's part, that's for sure.
     
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    Wet cleanup Isle 5 bloody Mary mix on sale now.
     
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    Someone's gonna have to pay for the package he ripped open to filet himself.
     
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    He committed Sudoku!
     
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    Those knives are not very sharp so he suffered for his crime. Wonder if they will charge he for shoplifting?
     
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    Fontana city motto: City of Action.

    He took action.

    Done.
     
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    sorry, guess I should have said Obamacare's mental health is not working at all to make it worthy of the section :rolleyes:
     
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    Another failure of our current healthcare system. This would have never happened under Sanders' plan.
     
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    Trump is going for single payer, something Hillary said was impossible.
     
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    Under Sander's plan, you would've bought him his own knife to stab himself with.
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    From what I've heard, Trump is going for a market approach. He's going to nix Obamacare, but loosen the protections surrounding our insurance companies in the hopes that the extra competition will drive prices down.
     
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    Everyone deserves a good German knife.
     
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    What? Like a Zweihander?
     
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    walmart cheapie, sharp enough to stab someone & cheap enough to leave it in, comes in handy should you shank the guy who cut off in the FWY

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    Huh? What are you talking about?

    He is?

    https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions/healthcare-reform

    Can you point out which part is single payer? Because to an educated mind, this just appears like a beefed up version of what we had before.
     
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    he flip flopped on what I think he said? how dare he? :mad:

    sorry Sammi, thought trump had mentioned Single payer, I sit corrected, having NY steak with my anchor baby at work :D
     
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    I had leftover chili for breakfast this AM, and black coffee. You best believe it was intentional and I'm trying to get traffic moving along Highway #2 south.
     
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    He probably used a Ginsu.
     
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    There should have been a good guy with a gun there to shoot him and stop him from killing himself...

    It's the PRSI, guns have to come into it at some point, right?
     
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    We can't understand the tragedy so let's turn it into a comedy!

    The part about keeping the store open is odd though...
     
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    I could have saved him by shooting him a few times, if only he would have waited for me to get off work :(
     

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