Maryland Man Glued to Toilet Seat

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  1. -aggie- macrumors P6

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  2. arkitect macrumors 601

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    After application, how long does this kind of glue stay useable?

    Also, unless he was passed out surely he would have felt something .

    Shenanigans.
     
  3. GoCubsGo macrumors Nehalem

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    I notice something wet almost instantly but more importantly, I LOOK before I sit. Women aren't the dainty little clean creatures that we'd like to think we are. The courtesy wipe is lost on a good portion of the female population and the theory seems to be if it falls on the floor it should stay there. Don't ask because don't ask, don't tell is so passé. :D
     
  4. eawmp1 macrumors 601

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    I want to know what kind of glue has tack for awhile and also sets up so quickly he couldn't pry himself off. Either someone spread superglue just as he was squatting down, or he took reading material in for a marathon session so a slower glue could cure. I call BS.
     
  5. arkitect macrumors 601

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    So true.

    I have never been in such a *cough* hurry that I didn't have a quick look at where I'd be sitting my pristine pale bum down. :D

    If I saw some suspicious gluey stuff (!) all over the seat I'd definitely get out of there.

    This is most probably just another attempt at some 5 minutes of TV fame… what next? His son in a hot air balloon?
     
  6. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    Who the hell sits on a public toilet, in Walmart no less, without wiping the seat off?
     
  7. Illuminated macrumors 6502a

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    Sticky situation...and that's not glue...

    ...if you catch my drift.
     
  8. maflynn Moderator

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    I always make sure that I put some TP on the seat before plunking down. Too many guys like to take a piss with the seat down. Perhaps next time he'll think twice of just plunking down.
     
  9. benthewraith macrumors 68040

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    There've been times when I've forgot to wipe the seat. Namely if I'm at Ryan's Steakhouse and I've a bit of explosive diarrhea coming on.
     
  10. GFLPraxis macrumors 604

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    I would never, ever use a public toilet without wiping it. V_V
     
  11. -aggie- thread starter macrumors P6

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    I'll be adding you to my ignore list now. :D
     
  12. yg17 macrumors G5

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    I try my best to avoid sitting on a public toilet. I like home field advantage.
     
  13. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    I have no idea what you're talking about. :p
     
  14. MacNut macrumors Core

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    Is whipping really going to do any good? Don't you need disinfectant.
     
  15. Hastings101 macrumors 68000

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    Someone that has to go really really bad?

    Or perverts that might find that sort of thing stimulating :confused:
     
  16. R94N macrumors 68020

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    Still, it's better than nothing.
     
  17. velocityg4 macrumors 68040

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    Or using two+ layers of the seat guards if out multiple layers of toilet paper.

    As for the glue staying tacky for so long nor the guy not getting up immediately after noticing it was wet. If I recall correctly there are glues that will basically never set in open air but will set almost instantly once to objects are sealed together eliminating the air gap. In this case the derriere and toilet seat.
     
  18. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    I'm not a friggin' germophobe. I want to make sure the seat is dry.
     
  19. -aggie- thread starter macrumors P6

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    I hope I'm not in the bathroom while you're whipping it out.

    Usually lube suffices.
     
  20. GFLPraxis macrumors 604

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    People who go to Walmart.

    There's entire websites dedicated to documenting them.
     
  21. Hastings101 macrumors 68000

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    Oh I dunno, some of that stuff smells pretty good
     
  22. rhett7660 macrumors G4

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    Any way you look at it, this is a sh**ty situation and the gentleman used piss poor hygiene by not wiping the seat down!
     
  23. chrmjenkins macrumors 603

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    Exact same reason here. It's uncomfortable to sit in something wet, but I'm not going to pretend my own posterior isn't already festering with 95% of the germs I would get from the seat.
     
  24. Apple OC macrumors 68040

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    who sits on a toilet seat and does not notice the seat is wet? ... sounds pretty numb :cool:
     
  25. Jessica Lares macrumors G3

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    That must have been a long night for him. The last time I poured super glue all over my hand, I immediately/stupidly grabbed a paper towel and tried wiping it off. Needless to say, I had to stand at the sink for two hours getting it all off.

    I always stick mountains of toilet paper on the sides of public toilets too.
     

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