meanwhile back @ micro$oft HQ....

Discussion in 'Mac Apps and Mac App Store' started by xelterran, Jan 2, 2002.

  1. xelterran macrumors 6502

    Dec 28, 2001
    Micro$oft plans to implement new error codes to their latest OS... XP here are but just a few:

    Winerr 000 - Unexpected Intelligent User Detected; Please Reload Everything
    Winerr 001 - Intimidation Failed; Attempting to Crash Repeatedly
    Winerr 002 - Erroneous Error; No Error Occurred (Yet)
    Winerr 003 - RAM Depleted; Annex Japan (Y/N)?
    Winerr 004 - Deluxe Error. Please Send $75 to Upgrade Your Error
    Winerr 005 - Long File Name Error; Tape Erased to Make Room for Filename
    Winerr 006 - Insufficient RAM to Crash Properly; Attempting Fake Crash
    Winerr 007 - Alphanumeric Sequence "OS2" Prohibited
    Winerr 008 - This License Has Expired; Please Purchase Another Copy
    Winerr 009 - Error Buffer Overflow; Too Many Errors
    Winerr 00A - Non-Microsoft Application Encountered
    Winerr 00B - Push Error; Removing Files to Make Room for Advertisement
    Winerr 00C - Windows Loaded Correctly This Time
    Winerr 00D - User Error; Lemming Not Found
    Winerr 00E - Open Standard Encountered; Attempting to Redmondize
    Winerr 00F - Reserved for Future Coding Errors
    Winerr 010 - Virus Error - Other Applications Will Be Closed Instead
    Winerr 011 - Orwell Not Found; You Must Use MSN
    Winerr 012 - Cash Underflow - Credit Card Number Will Be Assimilated
    Winerr 013 - Keyboard Error; User Must Learn to Slow Down
    Winerr 014 - User Error; Reading License Agreement Mandatory to Continue
    Winerr 015 - Error Message Deleted
    Winerr 016 - Expected Error Did Not Occur; Attempting to Restart Error Sequence
    Winerr 017 - Multitasking Attempted; System Confused
    Winerr 018 - Network Error - Your Crash Will Be Replicated to All Stations
    Winerr 019 - Freedom-of-Choice Error; Select a Microsoft Browser To Continue
    Winerr 01A - Insult Detected -- Your Bill Gates Joke Will Be Deleted
    Winerr 01B - Error Removing Temp File; a Permanent File Will Be Substituted
    Winerr 01C - Wrong Disk Formatted. Sorry About That.
    Winerr 01D - Mandatory Error Inserted to Meet Error Quota
    Winerr 01E - Please Insert Your Favorite Error Here
    Winerr 01F - Error In Progress; Please Wait....
    Winerr 020 - Unknown Error Occurred But Was Lost. Windows Will Try To Remember
    Winerr 021 - Error Parsing Error List; Please Wait For Next Error
    Winerr 022 - Upgrade Error; Please Format Your Drive And Reload Everything

    Oh well at least they got something right this time ^_^ lol.

  2. eyelikeart Moderator emeritus


    Jan 2, 2001
    Metairie, LA
    Winerr 01D

    <B>Winerr 01D - Mandatory Error Inserted to Meet Error Quota </B>

    I bet they do something similar to this....just so they get people to always update to their latest and eventually purchase more software so they think they are getting the better version....Nazis...
  3. xelterran thread starter macrumors 6502

    Dec 28, 2001
    windowz err codes.

    oh yeah did i 4got 2 mention:
    Macs own Windowz - macs in digital music production OWN!!
  4. dantec macrumors 6502a

    Nov 6, 2001
    Quicktime encountered...

    Windows is now locking itself up... because you tried to attemp it with good software. You will never be able to start it ever again...
  5. largon203 Guest

    winner ??

    winner25D: havn't had an error in 20 minutes error
  6. evildead macrumors 65816


    Jun 18, 2001
    WestCost, USA

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